The events, characters, and firms depicted in this photoplay are fictitious. Really. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental, and very weird. We suggest moving and/or double checking to make sure no one you let into your home has the mark of the devil tattoo on them. It only takes a moment to do a quick once over and you can never be too careful.
No demon children were hurt during the production of this screenplay.
Last disclaimer of the end credits: Why are you still reading this? Go back to the video store and rent another Asylum film. You know you want to.
EPK ... George