- Benjamin Meyers: Did they train you how to withstand torture? Because they trained me how to administer it.
- Jed: That's quite a bunny you have there.
- [Jack ignores him]
- Jed: Now, that's not very nice. Ignoring me when I'm talking to you, especially since you've already shown what a gentleman you are.
- Lexxi: Jed.
- Jed: Shut up, Lexxi! I think Lexxi likes you. And that means I don't.
- Jack Robideaux: I'm just trying to have a meal.
- Jed: And I'm trying to figure where the hell do you get off making me look bad with my girl!
- Jack Robideaux: [to Lexxi] Check, please.