Ten Inch Hero (2007)

Sean Wing: Tadd

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Quotes 

• Tish : Look, why don't you and Brad just admit that the girl's unnecessary and get on with it?

  Tadd : What are you talking about?

  Tish : Are you so far in the closet you can't see the light? You and Brad are hot for each other. You just use the girl to pretend you're straight.

  Tadd : [Grabs her and throws her against the wall]  You listen to me. I'm no fag. I was captain of the football team in high school.

  Tish : Let me guess: you were a tight end, always too afraid of becoming a wide reciever? Why don't you just be a man and admit what you are? No one cares that you're gay.

  [Tadd smacks her] 

• Tish : [Two hot guys walk in. Tish pushes Piper away]  I got this one. What can I do for you two?

  Tadd : We phoned it in. Two spicy Italian subs.

  Tish : How big?

  Tadd : Ten inches.

  Tish : Total?

  Tadd : Each, of course.

  Tish : [sighs, slides them their subs]  I'm Tish.

  [the boys pay and leave] 

• Tadd : [Priestly gives him his food]  Nice hair.

  Priestly : [Mocking Tish]  Thanks, Taddley.

  [Bats his eyelashes] 

• Tish : [Tadd walks in after hours]  Tadd.

  Tadd : Tish.

  Tish : So what can I get for you tonight?

  Tadd : An order to go.

  Tish : What do you want?

  Tadd : You.

  Jen : [sighs dreamily. They both look at her]  Sorry. Just living vicariously. Ignore me.

  Tish : Well, look, um... With men, I've never had a, you know, a full-on...

  Tadd : Does that work on stupid guys?

  Tish : Yeah, usually.

  Tadd : You ready to go, then?