- Dannie: Why're you late, Carmine?
- Carmine: Why am I late? Let me think, why am I late?... Oh, Ernie had to pack all his toys.
- Ernie: Shut up, Carmine, it's survival gear!
- Carmine: And did I tell you about the fireworks?
- Marie Falco: [sternly] What about the fireworks?
- [to Ernie]
- Marie Falco: What did I tell you about bringing fireworks?
- Nick Falco: Leave him alone, Marie.