Madea Goes to Jail (Video 2006) Poster

(2006 Video)

Chantell D. Christopher: Vanessa

Quotes 

  • Vanessa : What happened to the love between the two of us?

    Sonny : It ended when the two of us became three.

    Vanessa : I'm sorry, Nate.

    Sonny : Did you just call me Nate?

    Vanessa : No, I said did you feel the earthquake?

  • Ella : Is Madea here?

    Vanessa : No she's not, why don't you come back tomorrow?

    Ella : I'll wait for her.

    Vanessa : I said she's not here, Miss Ella!

    Ella : And I said I'll wait!

  • Vanessa : Wow, Miss Ella, you do all the cleaning and cooking and ironing, you're just a regular old slave, aren't you?

    Ella : Uh no dear, no dear, what I AM, is a woman who knows how to treat a man.

    Vanessa : So where is...

    Ella : I ain't got one, I ain't got one.

  • Vanessa : [fed up with everybody bothering her, to Sonny]  You, 'where's my shirt?'

    [to Ella] 

    Vanessa : You won't go home,

    [to Nate] 

    Vanessa : I don't know WHY *you're* here.

  • Nate : Where's the baby?

    Vanessa : In the tub, it's empty... now let's go back to bed.

    Nate : Vanessa!

    Vanessa : What?

    Nate : I hear water running!

    Vanessa : What?

    [runs to the bathroom] 

    Vanessa : Oh my God! Somebody call 911!

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