Vanessa : What happened to the love between the two of us?
Sonny : It ended when the two of us became three.
Vanessa : I'm sorry, Nate.
Sonny : Did you just call me Nate?
Vanessa : No, I said did you feel the earthquake?
Ella : Is Madea here?
Vanessa : No she's not, why don't you come back tomorrow?
Ella : I'll wait for her.
Vanessa : I said she's not here, Miss Ella!
Ella : And I said I'll wait!
Vanessa : Wow, Miss Ella, you do all the cleaning and cooking and ironing, you're just a regular old slave, aren't you?
Ella : Uh no dear, no dear, what I AM, is a woman who knows how to treat a man.
Vanessa : So where is...
Ella : I ain't got one, I ain't got one.
Vanessa : [fed up with everybody bothering her, to Sonny] You, 'where's my shirt?'
[to Ella]
Vanessa : You won't go home,
[to Nate]
Vanessa : I don't know WHY *you're* here.
Nate : Where's the baby?
Vanessa : In the tub, it's empty... now let's go back to bed.
Nate : Vanessa!
Vanessa : What?
Nate : I hear water running!
[runs to the bathroom]
Vanessa : Oh my God! Somebody call 911!
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