Christine Nguyen credited as playing...
Muffin Baker
- Muffin Baker: That poor Ted. I guess I could've given him something. What kind of girlfriend am I?
- Tabitha the Ghost: It's not gonna be a pretty sight. But if you don't take care of your man, somebody else will.
- Archibald Weisenheimer: Hmm. Indeed. Very interesting.
- Muffin Baker: What's it say?
- Archibald Weisenheimer: It says... well, let me cut to the chase. In a word, Silas has turned this solemn occasion into a treasure hunt of sorts.
- Evilyn: Excuse me?
- Archibald Weisenheimer: Yes; Silas has hidden a key, somewhere in the estate, that opens a... small treasure box, also hidden somewhere on the estate, which contains within it the deeds to his properties and his big book.
- Marsh: What does it all mean?
- Archibald Weisenheimer: Finders keepers, my dear Marsh. I suggest we all pool our resources and work together. That way, should we find any treasure, we can divide the estate evenly.
- Muffin Baker: I'll think about it and I'll let you know. I don't like people trying to kill me, Mr. Weisenheimer!
- Archibald Weisenheimer: Wait.
- Evilyn: What now, Daddy dearest?
- Archibald Weisenheimer: There's something I didn't tell the others. There's a mention of Muffin in this will. It seems she used to play in this house as a child. And something about that period of time plays into all of this, but I haven't quite figured out yet what it is.
- Evilyn: Well, we'll have to watch her... carefully.
- Tabitha the Ghost: Oh, yeah? Well, I know something you don't know, and I'm not gonna tell you what it is.
- Ted Wood Jr.: Muffin, please, can we talk about this?
- Muffin Baker: No.
- Ted Wood Jr.: You gotta believe me, I was drugged or something! I didn't know what I was doing!
- Muffin Baker: You look like you were doing what you know you were doing, you know?
- Ted Wood Jr.: Well... sort of, but there seems to be an evil plot, trying to pull us apart. I mean, divide and conquer. Lift and separate!
- Muffin Baker: Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm still mad at you!
- Ted Wood Jr.: Will you think about it, please?
- Muffin Baker: Yeah, maybe. But not right now; my mind is just so muddled.
- Ted Wood Jr.: I'm so sad. I'm housebroken.
- [leaves the room]
- Muffin Baker: What a mess! And now, this hidden key business... how am I supposed to figure that one out? I've never been good with puzzles.
- Tabitha the Ghost: [sits right next to Muffin Baker on her bed] Why don't you sleep on it?
- Muffin Baker: Maybe I should sleep on it.
- Tabitha the Ghost: A quick nap oughta do.
- Muffin Baker: A quick nap right now sounds really good.
- [lies down on the bed and falls asleep]
- Tabitha the Ghost: In your waking world, no one can see me. Only in your dreams, could we ever be together.
- [kisses Muffin on her cheek]
- Tabitha the Ghost: So dream on, my dear... and in your dreams, I'll be with you.
- Muffin Baker: [opens her eyes and sees Tabitha on the bed right next to her] Oh! Who are you?
- Tabitha the Ghost: Only a dream that's here to provide you with pleasure.
- Muffin Baker: So this isn't real?
- Tabitha the Ghost: It's only a fantasy.
- Muffin Baker: Cool! I've never been with a chick before!
- [Muffin and Tabitha giggle together, and they begin seducing each other with passion]