Blonde Ambition (2007)

Jessica Simpson: Katie

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Quotes 

• Katie : How could you do this to me?

  Billy : Everything has changed for me here. I'm Billy 2.0 now. It's like *before,* I was an eagle.

  [shakes his head] 

  Billy : Now I've just blossomed into, uhm... *a bigger eagle.*

  Katie : That doesn't even make sense.

• Katie : Mr.Connelly.

  [hands on her hips] 

  Katie : I want my job back.

  Richard Connelly : And I wanna play for the Yankees.

  [takes a big gulp from his daytime perk-up] 

  Katie : I promise it will never happen again.

  Richard Connelly : I know it will never happen again. That's the beauty of the word "fired."

  [Katie gives him a wounded look] 

  Richard Connelly : Aw right, look. You're a good kid, you really are. But this is business. We lost a big account, and I can't let something like that happen around here, not now!

  Katie : I won't take no for an answer!

  Richard Connelly : [smiles]  I admire your fortitude. I'm gonna call security now.

• Katie : [bowl overflows]  Did you forget to hold the handle down when you flushed the toilet?

  Ben : [with love]  That might be the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me.

• Debra : Oh, no, no, no. No. No, you must be kidding. No, that's crazy. You cannot take this person seriously, because she is just this little small-town good-for-nothing white trash bimbo!

  Katie : Hmm.

  Female Marina Executive : You know, lady, we, uh, have a name for somebody like you.

  [smiles] 

  Katie : [with small-town generosity]  A mean person.

  Female Marina Executive : A little stronger than that.

  Katie : A *really* mean person.

  Female Marina Executive : Why don't you just...

  [gestures pushing in dagger to the hilt] 

  Katie : *Bitch!*

  Female Marina Executive : That's the word!

  [applauds]