- Geek 1: [In total darkness] The lights went out!
- Geek 2: Oh, God. We're gonna die for sure!
- Alfie: [In the distance] You guys! Shut up for a minute!
- Geek 2: We're gonna die for sure!
- Alfie: SHUT UP!
- Geek 1: Okay!
- Alfie: One of you just needs to go outside and start up the generator!
- Geek 2: Fuck you, you do it!
- Kane: This is some sick, fucked up twist in a sick, fucked up game that you sick, fucked up assholes are playing!
- Kane: [as his girlfriend laughs after their make out session has been interrupted] Oh, blue balls are funny...
- Kane: [after Julie throws a knife that sticks in the wall, inches from Kane's head] Holy shit! Crazy bitch!