35 reviews
- TheLittleSongbird
- Feb 24, 2011
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Reusing the same snake model for thirty different characters is a brilliant way to maximize efficiency, as well as not bothering to rig, light, texture, model, or animate anything properly. I don't know why this movie was ever shown on TV, it's quite possibly the worst thing I have ever seen on television screen. So much so that I felt compelled to write a bad review of it. I don't know if there is any point in criticizing specific elements of this Spider Pig Snake thing as every element of it is horrible. If there is any value in this film it may be in the novelty of its awfulness. I hope that whoever is responsible for this either quits or gets about a thousand times better at making films.
- markobajic28
- Jun 15, 2008
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Wow is this awful. Appalling visuals, bad voice overs, and an awful message to kids that is poorly executed.
It involves Walt the pig, who is invited to be an actor in Viperwood. Along the way, he must learn many lessons, like: Don't turn on the TV, or else it will try to kill you. Or: Don't lie about aliens taking your mothers pie.
There are many WTF moments. Like when Walt turns on the TV, and then all the sudden, it comes to life and attempts to eat him! Where did this come from, and what since does it make? None. And apparently, Viperwood is supposed to Hollywood. But they never tell you that!
The voices are awful. Walton, who is supposed to be 11, sounds like a 45-year-old woman. And you can also hear the actors breathing on the microphones. And that German wasp? He never shuts up!
This movie makes Delgo or Doogal look like Toy Story 3 or How To Train Your Dragon. And the overall lesson is: Don't Lie. But this lesson is SO poorly executed and stated, it hurts.
It involves Walt the pig, who is invited to be an actor in Viperwood. Along the way, he must learn many lessons, like: Don't turn on the TV, or else it will try to kill you. Or: Don't lie about aliens taking your mothers pie.
There are many WTF moments. Like when Walt turns on the TV, and then all the sudden, it comes to life and attempts to eat him! Where did this come from, and what since does it make? None. And apparently, Viperwood is supposed to Hollywood. But they never tell you that!
The voices are awful. Walton, who is supposed to be 11, sounds like a 45-year-old woman. And you can also hear the actors breathing on the microphones. And that German wasp? He never shuts up!
This movie makes Delgo or Doogal look like Toy Story 3 or How To Train Your Dragon. And the overall lesson is: Don't Lie. But this lesson is SO poorly executed and stated, it hurts.
- TheSonomaDude
- Feb 5, 2011
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This is one of the worst animated movies I have ever had the displeasure of viewing. The animation looks awful, the voice acting is horrendous, and the plot is just some Saturday morning PSA extended into a fifty minute movie. The moral this movie is obviously trying to teach children is to not lie, but the way it's executed is just so poorly done children won't even know what it is they're supposed to be learning from it. If you see this movie at your local film store and consider renting it, you'll be better off driving to a river, finding some tadpoles and sitting there watching them grow without ever taking your eyes off them. It's about as entertaining as watching this pointless drivel, and it'll save you a few bucks while you're at it.
- FilmFreak94
- Apr 30, 2011
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Omg where do I begin.First of all the animation looks like it was done by a high school student on drugs.Nothing in this film looks finished and everything just looks clunky and awkward.Oh and the characters.Every single character in this movie is completely unlikable especially Walt who by the way is supposed to be cute.He's disrespectful,selfish,stupid,a horrible liar,lazy and we're supposed to find him adorable but really we just wanna punch him in his poorly rendered face.All the other characters suck too.His mom for example just lets Walt leave his home possibly forever without even thinking about it.Worst.Parent.Ever and the spiders are meant to be like his moral teachers but they treat everyone around them horribly even Walt.Also there's so many weird things in this movie you'll wonder if the people who made this were on drugs.For example when Walt and his unlikable friends decide to spend the night in a motel room owned by aliens the mother alien tells them not to turn on the T.V,the snake turns it on anyway and it turns into a monster and tries to eat them.Yeah you just read that right.Also the plot is stupid too.A snake takes Walt to Viperwood and tries to make him a star.After it's been clearly shown that the snake is a bad person Walt decides to stick with him anyway because he's so desperate for fame.This is meant to be our protagonist people.By the end of the film we found out the only reason he wanted Walt was because he wanted to slaughter him and make sausages out of him.Why didn't he just bring him to the slaughter house in the first place then?This movie tries to teach kids not to lie but the moral is executed so badly it will just confuse them.Overall that's all I think I need to say about this miserable piece of filth but I don't want to keep you reading too long.This really is the worst animated film I have ever seen,hands down no comparison, and I beg you not to watch it because I really don't want you to waste your time
- dokkelly-120-943270
- Apr 16, 2014
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- BlossomTheLeader
- Aug 29, 2014
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This movie has nothing. Absolutely Nothing!
The story is completely bonkers and makes no sense. So, this gullible idiot of a pig called Walt is a lying little jerk. By the way, no one's likeable, he's a moron, the spiders are annoying and only appear to make Charlotte's web, the snakes suck, the bee is a horrible stereotype and this random swatted appears. The animation is also terrible. The pigs look like flesh monsters, the spiders are circles with sticks, every snake is the same, the duck looks like beans and the horses have no manes/tails. Also, his cast was the same colour as his skin when he's in hospital.
Don't watch. If you do, welcome to Satan.
The story is completely bonkers and makes no sense. So, this gullible idiot of a pig called Walt is a lying little jerk. By the way, no one's likeable, he's a moron, the spiders are annoying and only appear to make Charlotte's web, the snakes suck, the bee is a horrible stereotype and this random swatted appears. The animation is also terrible. The pigs look like flesh monsters, the spiders are circles with sticks, every snake is the same, the duck looks like beans and the horses have no manes/tails. Also, his cast was the same colour as his skin when he's in hospital.
Don't watch. If you do, welcome to Satan.
- teddavisonallott
- Feb 12, 2023
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This movie is the worst animated movie. Cars 2 is decent, Minions has a point to explain their origin, Foodfight has some quality, like some good voice actors, and its somewhat good if you're drunk. But this movie is like if you had been Jason Todd and then slowly had your head pounded in with a spiky hammer and can never die. The mixed messages, the dumb characters, the single digit IQ of the characters, the stupid things that happen. The animation is like if Foodfight was mentally ill. This company shouldn't exist. Even the Little Panda Fighter has something, its incompetent and you'll most likely have a chuckle when you're drunk. This has nothing, except the have shadows. But that's nothing when even the Foodfight is more colorful and crazy. If you want to see this, then watch it on Youtube. But I recommend against it, even if you are suicidal.
- anonymousemail-10152
- Aug 1, 2017
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- Saku_Tatsuya
- Feb 6, 2010
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Appropriate for almost any age, but it will be spoiled if you don't get the message!
This is truly a masterpiece, and, if you choose to watch it, you will know the basic gist of Soviet Russia and totalitarianism, both incredibly complex issues, in less than a full day! I was amazed by the sheer magnitude of the message and the many layers waiting to be unraveled. If your child wants to watch this movie, it's your call whether to let them or not, but be warned! If you watch without knowing what it's about, the magic of this incredible piece will be lost! They will walk away confused and wondering what the point is. This movie is not at all disturbing, especially for young children. Now, I know you're thinking, "What?", but it's true! Young children (minor spoiler) probably won't even know what the glue factory is, and the most disturbing part is that, even though this seems incredibly dystopian, it has happened in real life-several times! In conclusion, if you think your child is ready, suggest and encourage them to watch this amazing masterpiece!
- leahmessino-51605
- Feb 29, 2020
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I just saw this movie on YouTube months ago and it was heller terrible! All I can say is "Dafuq is this?!" This movie is so unspeakably awful, I couldn't last 3 minutes through this boring movie. And I can't even come up with 10 lines to describe this atrocious disgrace because I only watched 2 and a half minutes of it. It's so boring, you'd fall asleep after the first 3 minutes of it. It's so stupid, the creators are literally 8 years old for how awful the animation of this stupid, stupid movie is. I guarantee you, if this gains any more 1/10s, this will be rated 1/10 like Biebermania! because this fell, yeah, it actually fell from 1.7/10 to 1.2/10. It'd make sense if its accurate rating of 1.2 were outta 20, not 10.
NOTE: Dafuq is an actual word, look it up.
NOTE: Dafuq is an actual word, look it up.
- DatCrazyRater15
- Oct 1, 2014
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I do not understand. how does the snake drive ? its got no arms ? no legs too ? huh.
I think I just become numb. This is the worst garbage I've ever seen.
Literally anything (except Shark Exorcist) is better than this horrible scum. What were they thinking? This has to be the worst animated movie (if you could call it that) of all time. The voice acting's bad, the plot's stupid, and the animation literally gave me nightmares! Avoid this movie at all costs!!!!
Literally anything (except Shark Exorcist) is better than this horrible scum. What were they thinking? This has to be the worst animated movie (if you could call it that) of all time. The voice acting's bad, the plot's stupid, and the animation literally gave me nightmares! Avoid this movie at all costs!!!!
- obeyweegee
- Apr 10, 2017
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As I said in other reviews, there are many movie companies that make mockbusters (cheap copies of movies loved by the public) and unfortunately there are also in the animated movie industry.
This is probably, along with DALMATIANS 3, the worst animated mockbuster ever made. It's made by Spark Plug entertainment, another company well known for making horrid animated knock-offs. These movies have no redeeming qualities at all: they are badly animated, badly dubbed, garishly colored and a chore to finish.
As I said in the summary, this garbage was made for capitalize on the success of the live action version of CHARLOTTE'S WEB. While that is a cute, tear-jerking and well made movie, this movie is a totally unwatchable, grating and incompetently (and cluelessly) made disaster of a movie. And if you think that this movie's plot is identical to CHARLOTTE'S WEB, you are totally wrong. Yes, not only they made a disaster of a rip-off, but it's clear that they didn't even tried to make it similar to the original.
The plot focuses on a pig that ends up following a snake that, much like the cat and the fox in PINOCCHIO, does everything possible in order to ruin the pig and letting him do lots of dumb things.
The CGI is probably the worst that I have ever seen (even worse than FOODFIGHT) and it looks like it was made at least two decades earlier than 2006 (before the rise of studios like Pixar and Dreamworks). Often lips are not synchronised and the characters' design is ugly to look at. The soundtrack is grating, and the characters (especially the lead) are so annoying that you want to run over them with a car rather than watching them, they are so untolerable, badly animated and written!
Overall, I strongly recommend to avoid this movie like poison. Even fans of the schlock would feel at the end of the watch very angry and frustratred. And don't say I didn't warned you!
This is probably, along with DALMATIANS 3, the worst animated mockbuster ever made. It's made by Spark Plug entertainment, another company well known for making horrid animated knock-offs. These movies have no redeeming qualities at all: they are badly animated, badly dubbed, garishly colored and a chore to finish.
As I said in the summary, this garbage was made for capitalize on the success of the live action version of CHARLOTTE'S WEB. While that is a cute, tear-jerking and well made movie, this movie is a totally unwatchable, grating and incompetently (and cluelessly) made disaster of a movie. And if you think that this movie's plot is identical to CHARLOTTE'S WEB, you are totally wrong. Yes, not only they made a disaster of a rip-off, but it's clear that they didn't even tried to make it similar to the original.
The plot focuses on a pig that ends up following a snake that, much like the cat and the fox in PINOCCHIO, does everything possible in order to ruin the pig and letting him do lots of dumb things.
The CGI is probably the worst that I have ever seen (even worse than FOODFIGHT) and it looks like it was made at least two decades earlier than 2006 (before the rise of studios like Pixar and Dreamworks). Often lips are not synchronised and the characters' design is ugly to look at. The soundtrack is grating, and the characters (especially the lead) are so annoying that you want to run over them with a car rather than watching them, they are so untolerable, badly animated and written!
Overall, I strongly recommend to avoid this movie like poison. Even fans of the schlock would feel at the end of the watch very angry and frustratred. And don't say I didn't warned you!
- bellino-angelo2014
- Aug 28, 2019
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- RatingBadMovies
- Jul 18, 2021
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- Shadowvilian
- Jul 10, 2019
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The animations are the best I have ever witnessed; I have never watched such greatness in my life it included everything a great movie should include, song intervals, plot twists and an alien invasion .The story line was so original and definitely not a rip off of Charlotte's web and had better animations than Shrek . It deserves an Oscar. I can't get over the amazing exquisite graphics and animation of Walter Pembroke III, he is a great actor and I hope to see them in further movies like the next ice age movie.
- donitzarodriguez
- Apr 16, 2021
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- anthonyfallan-13369
- Jun 9, 2020
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So This Animated Movie has Pretty Bad Voice Acting, Terrible Character Designs, Badly Background, some Suggest there was Having Very Very Bad Stuff for this Movie, Very Very bad but hey at least We Get Colors are Okay, So This Movie Very Awful things, Need Creating Story for The Movie based off Your story and Bad Film who has Shared As Charlotte's web and i don't Charlotte's Web Because I don't seen this Movie and Very Unlikely and I'm sorry having My Brain Cells almost Triggered itself, Very Very Very Bad Sound Effects same thing as All Medias In Movies Television shows, Cartoons, Anime, Video Games and ETC.
The animation looks like something from a PS1 Game cutscene, the dialogue is generic, the editing is.. WEIRD... BUT, the thing that stands out to me is the Plotline; IT GOES ALL OVER THE PLACE! You seriously can't understand what's going on or where You should look (to be honest, You shouldn't bother trying to look at it). This movie is mostly POINTLESS! Enough said.. this is torture, even for farm animals!! <:(
- jeremysneiljr
- Aug 23, 2017
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