House M.D. (TV Series)
Half-Wit (2007)
Dave Matthews: Patrick Obyedkov
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Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : [scanning a brain damaged musical savant] Patrick, I want you to pretend your leg is a piano.
Patrick Obyedkov : My leg's not a piano.
Dr. Gregory House : I know. That's why I said pretend.
[to Foreman]
Dr. Gregory House : Kid's a moron!
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Dr. Gregory House : You know what my team is doing right now?
Patrick Obyedkov : No.
Dr. Gregory House : They're trying to figure out what's wrong with me.
Patrick Obyedkov : What's wrong with you?
Dr. Gregory House : Thanks for asking. They found out that I'm dying.
Patrick Obyedkov : That's sad.
Dr. Gregory House : Everyone's dying.
Patrick Obyedkov : That's sad.
Dr. Gregory House : If a meteor lands on my head tomorrow, it's all academic. I told them to leave me alone, but did they?
Patrick Obyedkov : Did they?
Dr. Gregory House : That one was rhetorical.
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Dr. Gregory House : Do you like your life?
Patrick Obyedkov : What life?
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Dr. Gregory House : What the hell were you before you hit your head?
Patrick Obyedkov : Hell is a bad word.
Dr. Gregory House : So is ass, bitch, I could probably rattle off 50 much more complicated and disgusting ones, but then your dad would get pissed at me.