Blinky Bill's White Christmas (2005 TV Movie)

Keith Scott: Flap the Platypus, Splodge the Kangaroo, Wombo, Various

Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Chopper McGinty : I hate trees!

• Nutsy : In the southern part of the world, where Australia is, it's hot at Christmas time because that's when we have our summer.

  Wombo : But in the northern part of the world, like Europe and America, they're having winter right now, so they have Christmas when it's cold, even *freezing*!

• [Chopper and Sly sit by their campfire; Blinky and Flap sneak alongside their truck, hide behind the wood chipper and peak around the side] 

  Sly : Ah, Chopper, now you're *really* scaring me. It's bad enough, those terrible stories about monsters and weird stuff in the Wollomai. Now you're telling me the *trees* are evil?

  Chopper McGinty : You better believe it, Sly. I tell you, we're not spending any longer in that forest than we have to. We're gonna get in, steal King Billy, woodchip the forest...

  [Blinky and Flap gasp] 

  Chopper McGinty : ... and get the truck out of there.

  Sly : Oh, OK, Chopper, but where exactly *is* the Wollomai Valley?

  Chopper McGinty : Aw, I don't know. Actually, *no one* knows, but it can't be far. The photo showed Horse Head Mountain, and *there's* Horse Head Mountain, so it's gotta be around here somewhere. We'll start our search tomorrow.

  [Blinky and Flap slip back behind the wood chipper] 

  Flap : Blimey! They're looking for the Wollomai too!

  [Blinky holds Flap's bill shut] 

  Blinky Bill : [whispering]  And they want to chop down King Billy! That's... that's *criminal*!

  Flap : But, Blinky, isn't that what *you* wanna do?

  Blinky Bill : Um... well, yeah, but it's for a good cause.

  Flap : I don't know, Blinky. Cutting down trees in the national park is against the law, whatever the reason.

  Blinky Bill : Oh, Flap! It's just one tree. Surely, one tree can't make a difference. I mean, *they* wanna woodchip the whole *forest*! Come on, follow me.

  [Flap bumps his head against a lever, starting up the wood chipper] 

  Chopper McGinty , Sly : Huh?

  [Flap turns off the wood chipper; Blinky has been spotted by Chopper] 

  Chopper McGinty : Oh, beauty! Another animal, Sly! Quick, get the cage!

  Blinky Bill : Ah! Run, Flap!