- [Chopper and Sly sit by their campfire; Blinky and Flap sneak alongside their truck, hide behind the wood chipper and peak around the side]
- Sly: Ah, Chopper, now you're *really* scaring me. It's bad enough, those terrible stories about monsters and weird stuff in the Wollomai. Now you're telling me the *trees* are evil?
- Chopper McGinty: You better believe it, Sly. I tell you, we're not spending any longer in that forest than we have to. We're gonna get in, steal King Billy, woodchip the forest...
- [Blinky and Flap gasp]
- Chopper McGinty: ... and get the truck out of there.
- Sly: Oh, OK, Chopper, but where exactly *is* the Wollomai Valley?
- Chopper McGinty: Aw, I don't know. Actually, *no one* knows, but it can't be far. The photo showed Horse Head Mountain, and *there's* Horse Head Mountain, so it's gotta be around here somewhere. We'll start our search tomorrow.
- [Blinky and Flap slip back behind the wood chipper]
- Flap: Blimey! They're looking for the Wollomai too!
- [Blinky holds Flap's bill shut]
- Blinky Bill: [whispering] And they want to chop down King Billy! That's... that's *criminal*!
- Flap: But, Blinky, isn't that what *you* wanna do?
- Blinky Bill: Um... well, yeah, but it's for a good cause.
- Flap: I don't know, Blinky. Cutting down trees in the national park is against the law, whatever the reason.
- Blinky Bill: Oh, Flap! It's just one tree. Surely, one tree can't make a difference. I mean, *they* wanna woodchip the whole *forest*! Come on, follow me.
- [Flap bumps his head against a lever, starting up the wood chipper]
- Chopper McGinty, Sly: Huh?
- [Flap turns off the wood chipper; Blinky has been spotted by Chopper]
- Chopper McGinty: Oh, beauty! Another animal, Sly! Quick, get the cage!
- Blinky Bill: Ah! Run, Flap!