- Sam: You know, you have this little human with you everywhere you go but... motherhood is lonely. I could've used you, Nic. But I know. I know it's been hard for you too. And I know why. It's Ben. You don't have to keep it in, ok? You're always holding your breath. It's real, Nic. It's so fucking real. I'm a mother. I'm not Sam anymore. A mom. I thought this would be a new chapter for me, you know? For Josh and me. But this... this is starting over like a baby.
- [in tears]
- Sam: I'm the fucking baby! You know the worst part? I love him so much! Isn't that funny? That's the worst part. That's the worst part.
- [Nic drinks the last bit of wine in her glass and wipes her mouth but as she looks at the red-colored liquid on her hand, she has a flashback that isn't shown onscreen but the viewers hear a door opening and Nic groaning in distress]
- Nic: What? Oh my God!
- [Nic looks up as she hears Sam's baby start to cry. She looks over at Sam passed out on the couch and slowly walks upstairs to the baby's room. She picks the baby up out of the crib and holds him gently. The baby stops crying but Nic is in tears]
- Sam: I gave him some Motrin so that's probably it for him tonight. You barely got to meet him. My mommy senses were right, I knew he was getting sick. I should've canceled. Oh God. Did I just say my mommy senses?
- Nic: Well, I'm glad you didn't.
- Sam: Me too. It's partly why I didn't. I mostly wanted to see you.
- Nic: Yeah, I'm sorry about not being around...
- Sam: Oh, hey no, I didn't mean...
- Nic: ... with school and everything it...
- Sam: Oh my God! Yeah of course! Can't even imagine.
- [Continues opening another bottle of wine and chuckles]
- Nic: What?
- Sam: Do you remember Miss Kinsey's bio class? The pig?
- Nic: Oh God!
- Sam: [laughs more audibly and rises from her chair to take a bow] First student to refuse dissection of a fetal pig. Everyone thought it was some like vegan, PETA thing but it wasn't.
- Nic: What was it then?
- Sam: It was a fetal pig! It was just gross! I think I just watched Babe the night before.
- [Sam and Nic chuckle some more.]
- Sam: Speaking of babes, what did you think?
- Nic: What?
- Sam: Nic, the kid, my kid...
- Nic: Oh yeah. Duh. He's, um...
- Sam: [Opens the bottle] Woo!
- Nic: He's really cute.
- Sam: I guess.
- [laughs]
- Sam: I don't know.
- Nic: [as Sam pours her more wine] That's good.
- Sam: Nic, I just had a baby. You're about to have your Master's. We're drinking tonight.
- [Nic relents and Sam pours her more wine]
- Sam: Thank you.
- Nic: You're very persuasive.
- Sam: Hence why I studied Communications.
- [Sits back down and picks up her glass]
- Sam: But hey, toast! You, uh, kept at it though. Unlike me. You've got a lot in front of you. Especially with Ben gone.
- [Nic takes a small sip and puts her glass down with a sad expression on her face.]
- Sam: I don't know why I said that.
- Nic: It's okay.
- Sam: I liked Ben.
- [Takes another sip of her wine.]
- Sam: Shit. Sorry. Tonight is for us! No boys, no babies, no bullshit.
- [Nic and Sam awkwardly raise their glasses again and drink more wine.]
- Sam: So are you seeing anyone yet?
- Nic: Sam, you just...
- Sam: [Drunkenly laughs] I know, I know, but fuck! I haven't seen you! It's hard! We need a recap on the last six months!
- Nic: I'm not dating right now.
- Sam: What about sex?
- [Nic shakes her head and chuckles]
- Sam: Oh come on! I'm serious! The only action I'm seeing is the little dude sucking on my teaty!
- Nic: What about you and Josh? Can't you, guys...
- Sam: Oh... no, we can, it's just... I get anxious every time he finishes in me. I just don't want to do this again.
- Nic: But you're on birth control, right?
- Sam: [Coughs] Are you kidding? I got the implant as soon as I could. You can feel it right there.
- [Points at her right bicep]
- Sam: You're on the pill, right?
- Nic: Yeah.
- Sam: Ugh! I hated the pill! You take it every day?
- Nic: Um... yeah.
- Sam: I can barely remember to feed my kid everyday.