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I never thought I knew I would want to live my life as a Chinese Terrorist more before watching this astounding movie, it has portrayed so many beautiful elements showing the life of a once troubled boy, eventually growing into the Chinese Terrorist, "Mr Swag Boss", truly beautiful, if I could I would show this off to every human on this planet, I would, this is beautiful, touching and overall the epitome of perfection. Toy Guns and the Mystery of Mr. Swag Boss (2019) has got to be the movie of the century, it is art, filled with power, excitement and overall beauty.

Words can't even begin to describe how beautiful this movie is, I mean god where do I start. The cinematography is some of the best I've seen in my life, and the man himself Mr. Swag Boss is in it, I intended on writing more but I truly cannot as no amount of sentences can depict how perfect this piece of art is. Truly amazing.

The movie itself is by far the best piece of art in a long time, but what's the best thing about it? The historical accuracy. The chapter in China portrays my point incredibly.

When tasked with eliminating Yun Tzao Ying and Tony Hawk on June 4th 1989, Mr Swag Boss discovers a totally peaceful atmosphere in the Tiananmen Square located in Beijing, China. This is a perfect example of actual history, not the crap that capitalist swines spit at us trying to tarnish China's good name. Overall, best movie in the past 6 decades.

I find this movie very hard to even review. It was a roller coaster of emotions. Playing with my heart at every turn. Quite easily one of the best movies of the year. Left me in tears.

Once i was an empty shell of a man, but then i discovered "Toy Guns and the Mystery of Mr. Swag Boss (2019)" and my life was instantly turned around. I got a promotion at work, my wife ended her affair with the black man next door, and my son kicked his heroin addiction. This movie came from the heavens to my doorstep, with the single intention to fix my life. Mister Swag Boss is God. Mister Swag Boss is Life. I advise you to follow the word of Mister Swag Boss, he will fix everything. Mister Swag Boss is the apotheosis of Life.

There have been many masterpieces created in humanities history, however this film is better than all of these combined. The story of Mr swag boss is a thrilling experience which entails the life, tragedy and mystery of a small Asian man. This film is also possibly the most bold and daring film of modern times, tackling complex themes such as the wrath of the Chinese government and the inner workings of a insatiable paramilitary. Definitely worth a watch 10/10