7 reviews
Witch House is a average horror film about a group of students who become lost out in the York Moors with their teacher and are pursued by some supernatural force. The backdrop is an interesting location for a horror film - beautiful yet ominous and the story was potentially interesting and watchable overall.However there are elements in need of attention.
The plot and characters are not sufficiently developed to capture the audience's attention so it becomes more about how the each student is going to die rather than actually caring about them. Some of the death scenes were quite comical although not helped by the poor SFX. Although the moors also provided quite an interesting opportunity for some amazing cinematography however this was not realised by the director. This was a real shame. This film one which you can wait for on DVD.
The plot and characters are not sufficiently developed to capture the audience's attention so it becomes more about how the each student is going to die rather than actually caring about them. Some of the death scenes were quite comical although not helped by the poor SFX. Although the moors also provided quite an interesting opportunity for some amazing cinematography however this was not realised by the director. This was a real shame. This film one which you can wait for on DVD.
- Toodle-Pip
- Apr 16, 2008
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I am honestly not sure how this movie got such high ratings in IMDB.
It does not deserve even one star, TBH.
Total wastage of time.
Poor acting, poor story line, poor direction, really stupid characters...
The list just goes on and on and on!
- nogodnomasters
- Jul 9, 2020
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Right, where do I start? First off, I'd seen this film advertised in my local Cineworld since Christmas, and had no idea what it was. When it came out, and I found out that it was a local film - and also through the comments on here that it was pants - I decided I had to go and see it.
So I went in there expecting it to be bad. However, not as bad as it was.
I fully agree that the acting was terrible, and felt a little embarrassed for Bill Fellowes, who seemed to be stuck in because he was a local actor who was 'well-known'. Some of the Boro accents in it made me cringe - and I've got a strong one.
The effects were terrible. The deaths were terrible. The whole actual plot was terrible.
However, it was (probably unintentionally) one of the funniest films I've ever seen! I must have gone on a busy night (There were about 25 people in, some of whom I expect were family of people involved) and we were rolling in the aisles from some of the things on screen! So, yes, it is a terrible terrible horror film, but, if you go expecting cheesy tripe, you won't be disappointed!!
So I went in there expecting it to be bad. However, not as bad as it was.
I fully agree that the acting was terrible, and felt a little embarrassed for Bill Fellowes, who seemed to be stuck in because he was a local actor who was 'well-known'. Some of the Boro accents in it made me cringe - and I've got a strong one.
The effects were terrible. The deaths were terrible. The whole actual plot was terrible.
However, it was (probably unintentionally) one of the funniest films I've ever seen! I must have gone on a busy night (There were about 25 people in, some of whom I expect were family of people involved) and we were rolling in the aisles from some of the things on screen! So, yes, it is a terrible terrible horror film, but, if you go expecting cheesy tripe, you won't be disappointed!!
- meandlyzzy
- Apr 23, 2008
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If you enjoy horror movies about witchcraft and such, then the 2008 movie "Witch House: The Legend of Petronel Haxley" from director Mike McCarthy might not be the best of choices you can select for watching.
I sat down to watch "Witch House: The Legend of Petronel Haxley" in 2021, without ever having heard about it, nor knowing what it was about, save it was something about witchery and witchcraft. Plus, the fact that it was a horror movie that I hadn't already seen, also helped to win me over.
And let me just be the first to say that this movie wasn't good, nor interesting, or particularly enjoyable or entertaining. It was, in fact, so unappealing that I gave up on the movie about 45 minutes into it. It was just horribly boring and uneventful. The storyline just had absolutely no drive to it, which made for a very bland and boring movie.
"Witch House: The Legend of Petronel Haxley" felt like a home movie project, which was also an aspect to why the movie failed to enthrall me in any way.
The acting in the movie was fairly adequate, taking into consideration the production of the movie and the type of movie that it was. I can't pinpoint any particular outstanding acting performances in the movie though.
I have no intention of returning to watch the rest of this movie. And my rating of the 2008 movie "Witch House: The Legend of Petronel Haxley" lands on a generous three out of ten stars.
I sat down to watch "Witch House: The Legend of Petronel Haxley" in 2021, without ever having heard about it, nor knowing what it was about, save it was something about witchery and witchcraft. Plus, the fact that it was a horror movie that I hadn't already seen, also helped to win me over.
And let me just be the first to say that this movie wasn't good, nor interesting, or particularly enjoyable or entertaining. It was, in fact, so unappealing that I gave up on the movie about 45 minutes into it. It was just horribly boring and uneventful. The storyline just had absolutely no drive to it, which made for a very bland and boring movie.
"Witch House: The Legend of Petronel Haxley" felt like a home movie project, which was also an aspect to why the movie failed to enthrall me in any way.
The acting in the movie was fairly adequate, taking into consideration the production of the movie and the type of movie that it was. I can't pinpoint any particular outstanding acting performances in the movie though.
I have no intention of returning to watch the rest of this movie. And my rating of the 2008 movie "Witch House: The Legend of Petronel Haxley" lands on a generous three out of ten stars.
- paul_haakonsen
- Jan 20, 2021
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Middlesborough filmmaker, Mike McCarthy's low budget occult shocker 'Witch House: The Legend of Petronel Haxley' is both intentionally and unintentionally funny. After a series of amusingly contrived mishaps, a bus load of querulous female students and a libidinous trio of likely lads fatefully find themselves trapped inside an isolated medieval barn. Increasingly disturbed, their desperate attempts to escape the clutches of vengeful, grot-faced witch, Petronel Haxley conjures up a creepy cauldron of 'familiar' frights. Granted, the gore quotient is negligible, and the effects are far from special, but there's a winningly plucky, can-do quality to this wonky witch-fest that held me under its singularly shonky spell!
While the cast clearly features non-actors, they are all certainly game enough, and the bleak, doom-laden atmosphere on the barren, witch-haunted moors engenders some agreeably Wuthering Frights! Mike McCarthy is to be congratulated on making a modestly engaging feature on such a limited budget. While the film's overall appeal might prove selective, I still predict future B-cult status for this earnest, weirdly endearing, not especially frightful, Northern-set indie horror film. If the idea of a roughshod Blair Witch meets Biker Grove B-Horror film tweaks your terror gland, Witch House: The Legend of Petronel Haxley is arguably worth a shot.
While the cast clearly features non-actors, they are all certainly game enough, and the bleak, doom-laden atmosphere on the barren, witch-haunted moors engenders some agreeably Wuthering Frights! Mike McCarthy is to be congratulated on making a modestly engaging feature on such a limited budget. While the film's overall appeal might prove selective, I still predict future B-cult status for this earnest, weirdly endearing, not especially frightful, Northern-set indie horror film. If the idea of a roughshod Blair Witch meets Biker Grove B-Horror film tweaks your terror gland, Witch House: The Legend of Petronel Haxley is arguably worth a shot.
- Weirdling_Wolf
- Apr 14, 2023
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