Footballers Wives: First Half
- Video
- 2010
- 3h 27m
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Paul Chaplin via his vanity porn label Bluebird Films devoted over 7 hours to this 2 volumes in all takeoff on the popular reality-tv series, footballers referring to what we in America call soccer players.
Sporting is rictus grin, he portrays a mean owner of a football club, eager to get revenge on an old enemy who owns the rival Bluebird club, Ben Dover aka Steve Perry. Brief snatches of dialog identify actual character names and teasing story line, but it's all merely an excuse to present his Bluebird's trademark orgies and endless array of lovely and top-heavy models.
A few of them stand out (literally), including Paige Ashley as The Other Woman humping away with Ben Dover in the opening segment which emphasizes anal sex; Bo as his wife, an unusual looking an unfamiliar local actress; Black Angelika, a bit bustier than in her reign as one of Dorcel's most popular leading ladies; Michelle Thorne, always a dominant presence, here cast as the wife of referee Stefan Hard, and Kaia Kane, quite glamorous for her lesbian scene with Anna Lovato, latter portraying the wife of star striker Tony James. Sloppy credits accidentally omit James, but he's instantly recognizable, popping up in most of Bluebird's London-lensed titles. Doyenne of Brit Porn, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, is wasted in a lesbian orgy late in the show. Out theme is about the "Self Preservation Society", evidently some in-joke.
I just can't wait to watch the 3-1/2 hours of the Second Half (insert sarcasm here).
Sporting is rictus grin, he portrays a mean owner of a football club, eager to get revenge on an old enemy who owns the rival Bluebird club, Ben Dover aka Steve Perry. Brief snatches of dialog identify actual character names and teasing story line, but it's all merely an excuse to present his Bluebird's trademark orgies and endless array of lovely and top-heavy models.
A few of them stand out (literally), including Paige Ashley as The Other Woman humping away with Ben Dover in the opening segment which emphasizes anal sex; Bo as his wife, an unusual looking an unfamiliar local actress; Black Angelika, a bit bustier than in her reign as one of Dorcel's most popular leading ladies; Michelle Thorne, always a dominant presence, here cast as the wife of referee Stefan Hard, and Kaia Kane, quite glamorous for her lesbian scene with Anna Lovato, latter portraying the wife of star striker Tony James. Sloppy credits accidentally omit James, but he's instantly recognizable, popping up in most of Bluebird's London-lensed titles. Doyenne of Brit Porn, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, is wasted in a lesbian orgy late in the show. Out theme is about the "Self Preservation Society", evidently some in-joke.
I just can't wait to watch the 3-1/2 hours of the Second Half (insert sarcasm here).
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