Christopher Guest credited as playing...
Ivan the Terrible
- Kah Mun Rah: Are there any questions?
- Al Capone: Yeah, I got one. How come you're wearin' a dress?
- Kah Mun Rah: This is not a dress. This is a tunic. It was the height of fashion 3,000 years ago, I assure you. Are there any other questions?
- Ivan The Terrible: Da. This-a dress you're wearing, do we have to wear one of these, too?
- Kah Mun Rah: Were you not listening? I just told Mr. Capone here that this not a dress. It is, in fact, a tunic. Very big difference. Are there any other questions?
- [Napoleon raises his hand]
- Kah Mun Rah: [getting annoyed] Are there any questions not about the dress?
- [catching himself]
- Kah Mun Rah: Tunic?
- [Napoleon lowers his hand]
- Kah Mun Rah: Good.
- Al Capone: [Instead of chasing Larry, he takes his shot-gun and plays "taking him down gangster style" by making bizarre shooting noises]
- Ivan The Terrible: [after a blank look at Capone] Alvin, you're a moron! Your stupidity is making the hairs on the back of my thigh stand up like a Russian ballerina!