Percy Longstockings: [Season 2 theme song] On the twelfth day of Venom on the Shelf, Rob gave to me/
[Footage from Santa's Slay plays]
Percy Longstockings: Bill Goldberg killing,/
[Footage from God's Not Dead 2 plays]
Percy Longstockings: An abomination,/
[Footage from All That Heaven Allows plays]
Percy Longstockings: Some boring screenplay,/
[Footage from Batman Returns plays]
Percy Longstockings: Fans' double standards,/
[Footage from Home Alone 3 plays]
Percy Longstockings: Social service calling,/
[Footage from The Gospel According to St. Matthew plays]
Percy Longstockings: Religious storytelling,/
[Footage from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone plays]
Percy Longstockings: Illegal Hermione,/
[Footage from Meet Me in St. Louis plays]
Percy Longstockings: JUDY GAAAAARLAAAAAND!,/
[Footage from The Santa Clause 2 plays]
Percy Longstockings: Forced arranged marriage,/
[Footage from The Jungle Book 2016 plays]
Percy Longstockings: Awful tone-deaf singing,/
[Footage from Tangerine plays]
Percy Longstockings: Transgenders banging,/
[Footage from How the Grinch Stole Christmas plays]
Percy Longstockings: And a dog butt kissing mayor!
