The Boonies

Not even any decent t&a. So bad I'm lost for words.

Writer with a artistic blockdown, for some filmmakers they really stress to come out of the startblock due to an inch of nails under their shoes, a cliched horror story with some nutty gore takes of no coherence, and if you let yourself into this, youll befriend an extinct kinda appalachian dialect out there. If you have the opportunity to fast forward viewing, use it, i fell into cramps of laughter when viewing at 4.0, not very professional reviewing but im not, im just a grumpy old man.

I mean I don't understand the reviews on this movie. Must be quarantine fog or something. This was by far the WORST movie I have ever seen in my entire life and I have seen some bad ones. Usually I can get through the end and then say uggh that was not good, but I couldn't even get through this movie it was that bad. First of all it's as though they picked the actors off the street and said (I'll take you, you, oh hey and you) just read these flash cards out loud annnnnd action! I mean even the back woods people who didn't even speak were bad. If they had one or two good actors I could maybe get through the end...but nope...nope...they were all bad. And then even the Theatrical props were horrible maybe some maple syrup and red food coloring and some gummy worms slapped on a forehead for brains. I don't know I just can't with this movie.... Negative 3 stars and that's being generous. Im actually annoyed at how bad it actually was.

I do not understand why the rating of this movie is high. In the movie, the actors exhibited extremely poor and simple acting. The music is extremely bad. The script is silly and simple.

Worse than the worst movie you've ever seen. Garbage....trash.....just a horrible movie. Anyone involved with this movie should have their heads examined.