- Jimmy: I'm no math major, but i do know that out of the 8 of us, 73% are dead, which leaves 49% alive, and only 6% will make it out of here.
- Principal Highbridge: So, Phoebe, tell us three things about yourself.
- Phoebe: Well, I think snakes are the most misunderstood reptiles... my favorite movie vacillates between Deliverance or anything by Rob Reiner, and I'm late.
- Principal Highbridge: What are you talking about? You're right on time.
- Phoebe: Oh no, Principal Highbridge, my period. I'm nine days late.
- Principal Highbridge: Oh.
- Phoebe: And Goddamn it, I was on the fence about it, but I think I might keep it now. Because, looking... at all of your beautiful faces, I... I'm just so overcome with optimism for our future... I just wanna fucking scream.
- Phoebe: What was that?
- Cole: Wait. You saw that? You saw the dead girl, the bloodthirsty maniacs? You saw all that?
- Phoebe: Did I see that? Of course I saw that shit! Why'd they kill that girl?
- Cole: OK, look, I... i know this is gonna sound crazy, but basically, they're a blood cult, and they made a deal with the Devil, and in exchange for their souls, they get any life they want.
- Phoebe: Oh thank god. I thought they were zombies. I hate zombies.
- Cole: You... you believe me?
- Phoebe: Yes, what else do you expect from a collection of attention-seeking social media millennials with esteem issues?
- Allison: I wanna be the world's best journalist. Renowned, respected, like Geraldo. Only... fuckable.
- Phoebe: [trying to reason with Allison] We can walk away from all this and forget it ever happened.
- Cole: Uh-huh.
- Allison: That's my line, A-cups!
- [fires a shot that ricochets off the cliff wall and hits her in the boob while Cole and Phoebe run off]
- Allison: My boob! Fuck me! Again? You little shits! Where'd you go?
- Bee: [after the cult drinks the blood] "The blood of the sacrificed mixed with the blood of the innocent."
- [to Cole]
- Bee: But you're not so innocent anymore, are ya?
- Melanie: He's a virgin! He has to be!
- Allison: [referring to Phoebe] Look at that skinny little creep. Who'd have sex with that?
- Bee: [to Cole and Phoebe] You wanna tell 'em, or should I?
- Sonya: No, no! If the blood offering is tainted, then...
- [lurches over]
- Melanie: [to Bee] You betrayed us!