Ryan Gosling credited as playing...
Stephen Meyers
- Stephen Meyers: If you want to be president, you can start a war, you can lie, you can cheat, you can bankrupt the country, but you can't fuck the interns. They'll get you for that.
- Molly Stearns: How old are you?
- Stephen Meyers: How old do you think I am?
- Molly Stearns: Thirty.
- Stephen Meyers: You think I'm thirty?
- Molly Stearns: Sorry. How old are you?
- Stephen Meyers: Thirty.
- [first lines]
- Stephen Meyers: I'm not a Christian. I'm not an Atheist. I'm not Jewish. I'm not Muslim. My religion, what I believe in is called the Constitution of United States of America.
- Tom Duffy: Do yourself a favor. Get out, now. While you still can. Go into entertainment or business, go open a fucking restaurant in Costa Rica. Anything. Do something that's gonna make you happy, okay? Cause you stay in this business long enough, you're going to get jaded and cynical.
- Stephen Meyers: Like you?
- Tom Duffy: Yeah, just like me!
- Molly Stearns: I've been trying to fuck you for a while.
- Stephen Meyers: Wow.
- Molly Stearns: That's kind of a slutty of me, huh?
- Governor Mike Morris: Stevie, you still single?
- Stephen Meyers: I'm married to the campaign, governor.
- Governor Mike Morris: He's married to the campaign. Good answer.
- Stephen Meyers: How old are you?
- Molly Stearns: How old do you think I am?
- Stephen Meyers: Twenty-one?
- Molly Stearns: Twenty. Yep.
- Stephen Meyers: That's young.
- Molly Stearns: Is that too young to fuck a 30-year-old?
- Stephen Meyers: Well, you see, the laws are different in different states. Here, at your hotel here in Kentucky, it's frowned upon.
- Molly Stearns: Oh.
- Stephen Meyers: But, if we go across the bridge into Ohio...
- Molly Stearns: Where your hotel is...
- Stephen Meyers: Yeah, surprisingly, they're very lax about their child-endangerment laws.
- Molly Stearns: Do you have a car? I don't drive.
- Stephen Meyers: I took a cab.
- Molly Stearns: I have the keys to the campaign bus.