Christian Borle credited as playing...
Emmett Forrest
- [when Elle needs someone to supervise]
- Emmett Forrest: I'm licensed, your honor, I'll gladly supervise
- Professor Callahan: Like hell you will, you work for me, remember?
- Emmett Forrest: No, I work for myself. And I don't have to hit on interns, Professor.
- Elle Woods: Paulette, are you ready?
- Paulette: I don't know, Elle! Dewey scares the crap outta me!
- Elle Woods: Channel that fear! Remember! You are a strong independent woman and you must be reunited with your dog.
- Emmett Forrest: Anyone who bakes their dog a birthday cake deserves nothing less.
- Paulette: Oh! And it's shaped like a BONE!
- Elle Woods: And that kind of devotion cannot be ignored.
- Paulette: Well, it's not easy to find dog-friendly chocolate substitutes.
- [knocks on trailer]
- Dewey: Who in the -
- [leans out window]
- Dewey: Oh, crap, not you again. Paulette. Get your fat ass off'n my property.
- Paulette: Dewey! I wanna see my dog! I gotta right! And I bet you didn't even know it's his birthday today!
- [shows him the cake]
- Dewey: [leans back in window] Oh, it's your birthday, it's your birthday! Well, you can't see him, jellygut.
- [takes the cake]
- Dewey: Best decision I ever made was throwin' you out!
- Paulette: AAARGH!
- [stomps feet]
- Paulette: Can you believe I lived with that for ten years! And that cheapskate never even bought me a ring!
- Emmett Forrest: You drink a lot of Red Bull don't you?
- Elle Woods: [yelling from behind a wall] It gives me energy!
- Emmett Forrest: Can you live without this? Can you live without that? I don't know what this is...
- Elle Woods: It's for hair!
- Emmett Forrest: Wear a hat!
- Emmett Forrest: [refering to Red Bull] What is this, my second, my third, I don't know, but I am loving it!