Crank: High Voltage (2009)
Jason Statham: Chev Chelios
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Quotes
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Chev Chelios : [catches up with Johnny Vang after chase] Did I just drop some change
[grabs Johnny Vang by neck]
Chev Chelios : or did I hear a chink?
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Chev Chelios : I lost the belt battery, doc.
Doc Miles : How long ago?
Chev Chelios : Over an hour.
Doc Miles : Jesus Christ, that's not fucking possible Chevy! You should be dead... fine, nevermind.
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Chev Chelios : [before crashing in limousine] Chicken and broccoli.
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Chev Chelios : [while Chico pisses on him] Massive homo cunt!
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Chinese Doctor 1 : [following exchange the two Chinese doctors was in Chinese possibly Mandarin/Cantonese.Subtitles shown] How long can we keep him alive?
Chinese Doctor 2 : Maybe long time.He die hard with a vengeance.
Chinese Doctor 1 : Big Boss need to harvest his cornucopia of organs for later. Lungs,pancreas,bladder...
Chinese Doctor 2 : What comes out next?
Chinese Doctor 1 : Boss gave specific order.
[the doctor takes out a diagram of a body showing all the organs they are going to take out and circles Chev's penis as the next thing to be removed.At this point Chev is looking at the diagram and realizes whats going on]
Chev Chelios : Fuck that.
[Chev proceeds to beat the crap out of the two doctors]
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Chev Chelios : [upon seeing guys using a shock collar on their dog] You pair of sausage nigels! How do you sleep at night?
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Ria : [to Triad, about Chev] This dude my Kevin Costner! He going to beat you off!
Cypress Triad Hood #1 : What?
Chev Chelios : Where's Johnny Vang?
Cypress Triad Hood #1 : You looking to get your ass killed dawg?
Ria : You ask for it, he's gonna tap your ass!
Chev Chelios : Wrong expression.
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Venus : You're Chev Chelios, right? The sickest, most wicked-ist motherfucker that ever vaporized motherfuckers in cold-blood, right?
Chev Chelios : Yeah, that's me.
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Low Rider #1 : Damn, dog. You good, ese?
Chev Chelios : Tiger fucking Woods. Never better. Greatest day of my fucking life.
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Chev Chelios : Just juice me!
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Chev Chelios : [looking into Johnny's cooler] What is that? What kind of sick freak carries around something like this in a box? I am shocked to my fuckin' core. You have got some big problems, motherfucker. What the fuck is that?
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[Doc Miles' cell phone rings]
Doc Miles : Hello, Doc Miles.
Chev Chelios : Yeah, Doc. It's Chev.
[Doc Miles spits out his drink and ice shaking his head rapidly]
Doc Miles : Jesus H. Chelios! You've gotta be kidding me!
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Chev Chelios : Fucking useless.
Venus : Yeah? Well, you ain't no Ralph Macchio yourself, Chev!
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Chev Chelios : [Holding Ricky's head] Why do we keep going on like this, Ricky? Hurting each other?
Ricky Verona : [Weakly] Water...
Chev Chelios : H20? Coming right up!
[Kicks Ricky's head into the nearby pool]
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Chev Chelios : [Holding Ricky's head] Why do we keep going on like this, Ricky? Hurting each other all the time?
Ricky Verona : [Weakly] Water...
Chev Chelios : H20? Coming right up!
[Kicks Ricky's head into the nearby pool]
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Ria : What the fuck? I'm clean like baby!
Chev Chelios : What's that? Fucking Cunt-a-nese?
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Long Beach Nose Punch Triad : [points a two tone Springfield XD pistol at Chev] Lost?
Chev Chelios : Nope.
[parries the gun out of the gunman's hand and slams his forearm in his face knocking him out]
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Don Kim : You know what you are, Chev Chelios?
Chev Chelios : Tell me.
Don Kim : You... are a shit magnet.
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Chev Chelios : [after being told by Doc Miles about finding someone to rub against, he starts rubbing a spectator's arm and the spectator pushes him off] Terrific race.
[Points to the horse he picked]
Chev Chelios : That's a great horse, mate.
[continues rubbing his arm]
Hollywood Park Guy : What the fuck, man? What the fuck?
Chev Chelios : You did it! Mate, that was all you.
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Chev Chelios : A man who calls himself The Ferret.
Venus : El Huron.
Chev Chelios : You know him?
Venus : No. It means The Ferret in Spanish.
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Chev Chelios : Where's my fucking pumper?
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Chev Chelios : Who's got my fucking strawberry tart?
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Chev Chelios : Alright, Chow Mein. Who do you work for?
Shot Gun Triad : Fuck you, Chelios!
[Chev whacks him with the butt of the shotgun]
Chev Chelios : Fucking grunt.
[dips shotgun barrel in oil, pulls down the thug's pants, and shoves the shotgun up his ass]
Chev Chelios : You found me in quite an unpleasant mood this morning, mate. Now I'm going to ask you this question one time. Who's got my fucking strawberry tart?
[the thug looks at him confused and Chev points to his heart while an on-screen subtitle says "strawberry tart=heart"]
Chev Chelios : Capische?
[the thug starts stuttering]
Chev Chelios : J-j-j-j-just spit the fucking name out!
[sticks the shotgun further up the thug's ass and starts wiggling it]
Shot Gun Triad : Johnny Vang!
Chev Chelios : Johnny fucking Vang? Johnny fucking Vang? Good boy. Where?
Shot Gun Triad : Cypress Social Club!
Chev Chelios : Cypress-Cypress Social Club? Now you're sure about that, ain't ya?
[thug nods head]
Chev Chelios : Good boy. Thanks for coming. Now you can keep that.
[leaves the shotgun up the thug's ass and walks away]