Jennifer's Body (2009)

Adam Brody: Nikolai Wolf

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Quotes 

• Nikolai Wolf : Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There are so many of us, and we're all so cute and it's like if you don't get on Letterman or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? Satan is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna wear your face.

  [Dirk gives him a look] 

  Nikolai Wolf : Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing. The rest is gonna happen.

• Nikolai Wolf : [Reading the ritual]  We cone here tonight to sacrifice the body of...

  [Takes Jennifer's gag out] 

  Nikolai Wolf : What's your name again, Tiffany?

  Jennifer Check : [Sobbing]  My name is Jennifer...

  Nikolai Wolf : Super.

• Nikolai Wolf : Good evening, Devil's Lake!

  Man at Melody Lane : Devil's Kettle!

  Nikolai Wolf : Fuckin' A, right it is!

• Nikolai Wolf : Let's go to the van.

  Jennifer Check : I wanna go to your really cool van. Needy, let's go see his van.

• Jennifer Check : Where-where are we going?

  Nikolai Wolf : You don't have to talk if you don't want to.

• Dirk : Dude, that is a *hot* murder weapon.

  Nikolai Wolf : It's a Bowie knife.

  Dirk : Bowie. Nice.

  Nikolai Wolf : [about to stab Jennifer]  All right. Here we go, it's gonna be gnarly!

• [from trailer] 

  Nikolai Wolf : I think it's important to reach out to our fans in the shitty areas, too.

• Nikolai Wolf : Listen, it's uh, really dangerous out here. Do you wanna head someplace safer, like my van?

  Needy Lesnicky : What?

  Nikolai Wolf : I'm in survival mode right now, and I want us to get to a familiar place, and right now, I feel like that's my van.