- Dr. Simone: [said to real life porn star Lena Ramon] Why a girl as pretty as you could end up in the adult industry!
- Lena: I have these urges. They come over me and I can't think about anything else. I have to masturbate to make them go away!
- Dr. Simone: Tell me more about these
- [pause]
- Dr. Simone: urges.
- Dr. Simone: I'm very disappointed in you Lena. You were making such good progress.
- Lena: I'm sorry doctor, I was tied up, what could I do?
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- Title Card: Once upon a time there was girl named Zenova who wanted to make the Dean's List more than anything. She studied and studied, but her lustful roommates kept breaking her concentration!