- Billy Benham: You gonna hurt me, Mister?
- Whittler: Yeah, I'm gonna hurt you, Billy, for all the horrible things you've done.
- Terry Benham: Love it when someone listens to me. Gets me excited, makes me feel like a man. Gives me almost a full-blown blue jean pup tent!
- Terry Benham: For Fucks sake! All I wanna do is just ask my question. Without noise, without being interrupted. Without noise, without being interrupted. Without two dildos coming down the stairs... jackass taping! It's stressful guys. I'm trying to be professional and I'm about to lose my shit!