I would give this movie a zero out of 10, but unfortunately, the vote thingy won't let me. This movie was simply unwatchable. Scene after interminable boring scene, we are treated to poorly lit shots of some guy doing not much of anything. The home movies of my grandma knitting are not only more interesting that this 'film,' but have more narrative substance as well. Dialogue? Nothing interesting or funny about any of it. It seemed like the actors occasionally took a shot at a joke, but because the sound was so poor, it was hard to make out what they were saying. The 'jokes' that did register were not funny, unless maybe you are in grade 3. For instance, the main guy (don't know his name, don't really care) who lost his brain is upset because he saw a rabbit (an actor in a very obvious rabbit costume) doing his dishes, and he wonders to his 'friend' (again, no name given, or if it was, I was beyond caring) that it might have s*** in his cocoa puffs. Ha ha, that's really funny. This film looked like it was made by a blind crew. No colour sense, no sense of composition, no aesthetic appeal, nothing. The 'special effects' consisted of red tempura paint for blood and cheap animal costumes. The film is encouraging, however, in that it makes one believe that anyone, no matter how utterly talentless, with absolutely nothing to say, can make a film and have it distributed in local video stores. This is where I rented this piece of garbage, and I am going to be sure to not only get my money back, but also ask them to suspend renting this movie, for the benefit of any future customers who might be tempted by the seemingly intriguing premise of the film on the cover. I have seen Manos: The Hands of Fate, and compared to this piece of untreated sewage, Manos is a masterpiece of cinema. Unfortunately, I can't get my hour and a half of life back, but you might be spared the same fate...AVOID THIS MOVIE... not even worth renting...
