- Tommy: Sorry for staring, but you're not quite what I expected when the word "probation officer" popped up.
- Angela Papadopolous: Oh. Well, don't even go down that road, 'cuz I'll grind nuts send them back to you in a pepper shaker.
- Tommy: That's more like it.
- Judge Pierce: How's is goin' guys?
- Tommy: Hey, good.
- Rick: Beautiful house, sir.
- Edgar: Oh yeah, beautiful house. If I gotta take a dump, I'm taking it home with me.
- [first lines]
- Tommy: [to Christy's picture] I can't believe you died.
- Prison Guard: Zelda, time to go.
- Angela Papadopolous: Let me cut to the chase. You do what I say, we meet once a week, keep your nose clean, and we won't have any trouble.
- Tommy: You'll be able to eat off my nose.
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