Robbie Coltrane credited as playing...
Lord Dingwall
- Lord Macintosh: At least we have hair!
- Lord MacGuffin: And all of our teeth!
- Young MacGuffin: If he was a wee bit closer, I could lob a caber at him, ye ken.
- Lord Macintosh: And we don't hide under bridges, you grumpy old troll!
- Lord Dingwall: You want a laugh, eh?
- Lord Dingwall: [turns to son]
- Lord Dingwall: Wee Dingwall!
- Young Dingwall: [Attacks Lord Macintosh]
- Lord Dingwall: Feast your eyes!
- [Dingwall lifts the back of his kilt to Lord Macintosh]
- Lord Macintosh: [Macintosh begins to gag]