Three bad girls travel to a remote desert hideaway to steal $200 million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin.Three bad girls travel to a remote desert hideaway to steal $200 million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin.Three bad girls travel to a remote desert hideaway to steal $200 million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin.
America Olivo
- Camero
- (as Ameríca Olivo)
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This is a stupid movie and it knows it!
And that's why it works. It's over the top, ridiculous fun with a couple of classic lines and some memorable scenes.
The special effects are designed to be noticed and WTFu**ed and it works really well especially the yo yo shuriken (classic)
Also look out for the classic department logo and tagline 'Homeland security...we bomb them so you don't have to' sooo good.
Where the movie kind of fails is in it's sexuality, its grindy and sleazy but ultimately pointless. Any teenager looking to 'enjoy' that will be watching internet porn instead anyway. So either skip it or ramp it up.
Recognizing this was made in 2009, if it was made now I'm totally confident they would have worked a shark into the movie somehow and they would have gotten away with it!
Put your brain in the fridge and whoop it up :)
Where the movie kind of fails is in it's sexuality, its grindy and sleazy but ultimately pointless. Any teenager looking to 'enjoy' that will be watching internet porn instead anyway. So either skip it or ramp it up.
Recognizing this was made in 2009, if it was made now I'm totally confident they would have worked a shark into the movie somehow and they would have gotten away with it!
Put your brain in the fridge and whoop it up :)
Starts off like a cheap porn movie, but turns out as quite a good action movie, Tarantino style. Lots of blood and violence. A lot of nice (mean but also in a good way) and nude girls. A story that rather falls in the background by what you get to see. Funny special effects that are not all that bad and fit the movie quite well. Lots of nice girls. Cat fights among hot girls. More girls, and yeah well, naked girls. This movie lives up to its title "bitch slap" rules this movie. And it has got Hercules, Kevin Sorbo in it. All in all if you are bored and got 1 1/2 hours to kill, give this movie a go but don't expect an A movie, more of a good B movie.
Bitchslap is a young unpretentious movie, no big names, no big budget. It has a story to tell, which involves six lovely breasts, and it tells its story with tightly focused exuberance, excitement, and a certain sense of wonder. There's none of that old Hollywood cynicism, no gratuitous manipulation of the viewer, no wandering, no missteps.
We're promised three lovely ladies who alternately fondle or beat the daylight out of each other and every passing male, and we get that. In loving slow motion, with dramatic explosions, bullets, and music, gallons of water, blood, and gasoline, and dialog that takes cinematic intellectualism out into the back yard and beats it to a pulp with a heavy shovel.
You can watch any movie on many levels. Don't go into this one expecting a complex plot, deep characterization, or philosophical questions. It's a cartoon based around breasts that does not demean women. This by itself should satisfy many of us. However, it is an intellectual movie in some ways, especially in its treatment of gender.
The tight focus and almost perfect presentation makes me think the team behind this really enjoyed making the movie and will give us more of the same, probably more sophisticated and ambitious, in the future.
We're promised three lovely ladies who alternately fondle or beat the daylight out of each other and every passing male, and we get that. In loving slow motion, with dramatic explosions, bullets, and music, gallons of water, blood, and gasoline, and dialog that takes cinematic intellectualism out into the back yard and beats it to a pulp with a heavy shovel.
You can watch any movie on many levels. Don't go into this one expecting a complex plot, deep characterization, or philosophical questions. It's a cartoon based around breasts that does not demean women. This by itself should satisfy many of us. However, it is an intellectual movie in some ways, especially in its treatment of gender.
The tight focus and almost perfect presentation makes me think the team behind this really enjoyed making the movie and will give us more of the same, probably more sophisticated and ambitious, in the future.
I think this movie is an excellent example of its genre . Great non-linear story-line , over the top insanely intense characters , lots of action.
Very "Quintin-esk". great twists in the story.
if it wasn't for face paint and implants, the three leads would be pumping mocha mixer into Java at an L.A. convenience store for tips.
and the screen writer should be making change for the same franchise.
unfortunately; pulp fiction, spawned a legion of foul-mouthed wannabee scribblers, and this script is a glowing, specious example of that diseased, copy-cat genre.
the one redeeming thing in this film is the cinematography. it is very well shot. the format is well used, and the d.p. understands that the secret to good visuals is good lighting--something often overlooked by d.p.'s who jumped rungs on the ladder and skipped the lighting department. because of this, i actually watched most of this feature, even beyond the five minutes it took me to become bored with having that much silicone rubbed in my face.
a modern Thelma and Louise it ain't.
and the screen writer should be making change for the same franchise.
unfortunately; pulp fiction, spawned a legion of foul-mouthed wannabee scribblers, and this script is a glowing, specious example of that diseased, copy-cat genre.
the one redeeming thing in this film is the cinematography. it is very well shot. the format is well used, and the d.p. understands that the secret to good visuals is good lighting--something often overlooked by d.p.'s who jumped rungs on the ladder and skipped the lighting department. because of this, i actually watched most of this feature, even beyond the five minutes it took me to become bored with having that much silicone rubbed in my face.
a modern Thelma and Louise it ain't.
Did you know
- TriviaThe desert scenes where the majority of the locations were shot appear to be hot and arid, when in fact filming was done in mid and late March when it was still winter and the temperate during the day seldom rose above 60 F degrees in the sun, with wind chills making the outdoor temperature even lower. The cast, including the three female leads, spent most of the time between takes literally shivering under heavy winter coats that the wardrobe department brought along for just that.
- GoofsCamero has dark blond hair throughout the film except for one brief shot when her hair is dark black when she is about to drop a cigarette lighter to set Trixie on fire. It was an insert shot filmed months after production ended when America Olivio dyed her hair for a different film role that she took immediately after filming on this picture ended.
- Crazy credits"The characters displayed in this photoplay are fictitious. No really... It's all just make believe! Any similarity between our story and the classic and timeless works of William Shakespeare is purely coincidental."
- SoundtracksBitch Slap (Take the Ride)
Written by Daniel Cieplinski and Leonardo Varela Rañon
Performed by Rebel Vengeance
Details
Box office
- Gross US & Canada
- $17,365
- Opening weekend US & Canada
- $12,254
- Jan 10, 2010
- Gross worldwide
- $439,587
- Runtime
- 1h 49m(109 min)
- Color
- Sound mix
- Aspect ratio
- 2.35 : 1
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