Disaster Movie (2008)
Gary 'G. Thang' Johnson: Calvin
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Quotes
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Calvin : Man, you messed shit up with Amy. You're lucky a girl like that would even talk to you. She's hot, sexy. She got a job. Man, that girl out of your league.
Will : She's not out of my league.
Calvin : Shit, she gotta put up with your stank breath. Not to mention your abnormally high plumber's crack.
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Enchanted Princess : [singing] My dear prince, you have rescued me you have caught me in your arms...
Calvin : [singing] Actually you landed on my balls!