Matt Lanter credited as playing...
Will
- Calvin: Man, you messed shit up with Amy. You're lucky a girl like that would even talk to you. She's hot, sexy. She got a job. Man, that girl out of your league.
- Will: She's not out of my league.
- Calvin: Shit, she gotta put up with your stank breath. Not to mention your abnormally high plumber's crack.
- Juney: Let me guess, an evil witch banished you from your fairy tale kingdom.
- Enchanted Princess: No, my silly, pasty, quirky teen. Actually, I'm just a demented homeless chick who lives in the sewers.
- Will: How'd you end up there?
- Enchanted Princess: Drugs. Lots and lots snd lots of mind-altering, enchanting, DRUGS!
- Will: [singing] I'm fucking Matt Damon.
- Amy: You're fucking Matt Damon?
- [singing]
- Amy: Well I'm fucking Hannah Montana!
- Hannah Montana: [singing] She's fucking Hannah Montana! Backstage, at my concert, fucks me on my parents' bed! After school, at my locker, in the car I give her head! I'm also fucking the Flava!
- Flava-Flav Look-A-Like: [singing] Yeah, it's Flava-Flav, foo'! You know what time it is, 'cause I'm fucking Juney too!
- Juney: [singing] Yeah, I know, but it's true: Flava-Flav, he fucks me too.
- Michael Cera Look-A-Like: [singing] And I swap with Calvin, and he swaps with that dude.
- All: And we're all fucking Hellboy!