Motherhood

Woman in Bakery Line: You have to admit it's your own fault. If you have named her Sophie or Ella you wouldn't be having this problem. But you gave her an Edna name.

Eliza: A what?

Woman in Bakery Line: You know, an Edna name? Like Mabel or Agnes or Velma...

Bakery Clerk: Yeah like lesbian librarian names.

Woman in Bakery Line: Don't you read the Crankypants Post? She did a whole thing last week about names, it was genius.

Eliza: Well, yes, I mean I do read her but I like other parenting blogs better. What about Bjorn Identity?

Woman in Bakery Line: That woman is so... I dunno. I think she's a feminist.

Eliza: Well, what could be worse than that? Anyway, Clara is not an Edna name, right?

Woman in Bakery Line: Let me guess, you named her after your favourite grandmother?

Eliza: Stop.