Triple Dog (2010)

Emily Tennant: Sarah Algrenn

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• Sarah : Everybody should get naked and run around at least once in their life.

  Stephan : Fuck yeah!

  Sarah : It was totally liberating. It should be a law!

  Stephan : Hell yeah. I'd vote for it!

  Sarah : Hell yeah!

  Chapin Wright : [Walk up]  What are you guys talking about?

  Stephan : Gettin' naked!

  Sarah : Fuck yeah!

  Stephan : Dude... We should *knit* naked!

• Chapin Wright : [to Liza]  Look, I know you're about to like, wet your pants right about now, but I'm not gonna ruin Eve's birthday. So you don't have to run home, you can stay. But we're not gonna be down until I get an apology.

  Liza : Then I guess we're not gonna be down. I know all about you, Chapin.

  [Chapin walks away, Sarah walks up] 

  Sarah : My mom says she probably needs Ritalin.

• Stephan : I wanna make... A sweater!

  Sarah : A pink one?

  Stephan : I can rock pink.

  Sarah : Totes.

• Sarah : [Cecily is talking about sleeping with their principal]  Gross.

  Nina : Like, "2 Girls, 1 Cup" gross.

• Cicely : I'll take a pedicure, Sarah.

  Sarah : I'm not touching your feet, Cecily. Seriously, they smell like yogurt.

  Cicely : They do not smell like yogurt!

• Chapin Wright : [Rules of Triple Dog. Everyone has put all their money and their most prized possession into the 'pot']  Rule one, everyone gets and dare and gives a dare. Rule two, you must complete the dare that's given to you, and if you don't

  [Turns clippers on and off] 

  Chapin Wright : you get your head shaved.

  Sarah : Like, no hair, bald?

  Chapin Wright : That's the game.

  Nina : [laughing]  Cool.

  [Cecily looks at her in disbelief] 

  Nina : What?

  Chapin Wright : Now, if you know there's a dare you can't do, you can challenge the person who dared you, and they have to do it. But if they do it, you get shaved. So, don't go daring people to do thing you wouldn't do, because it backfires.

  Liza : What kind of dares?

  Chapin Wright : Anything goes. But you can't dare someone to shave their head.

  Liza : Why not?

  Chapin Wright : Because that's against the rules!

• Sarah : [Walks into the party]  Why is everyone looking at me?

  Cicely : They're not looking at you; they're looking at me.

• Sarah : What's third base?

  Chapin Wright : Are you serious? *You* dared her!

  Sarah : *You* told me to.

  Chapin Wright : Oral, Sarah. Third base is oral.

  Sarah : Oh. Oral sex.

• Nina : Hey, Eve.

  Eve : What's up?

  Cicely : Hey.

  Chapin Wright : Oh, I forgot. I'm invisible today.

  Cicely : Hello, Chapin.

  Chapin Wright : What's the bitch-uation, Cecily? Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Kelly Ripa?

  Cicely : [Flattered]  Oh.

  Sarah : I love Kelly Ripa!

• Sarah : [Liza has dared Sarah to streak. She's standing outside in only a towel]  I don't think this is fair.

  Chapin Wright : Okay, if you don't wanna do it, then challenge Liza. But if she does it, I'm shaving your head.

  Liza : [looks at Sarah]  I can tell you, I have no problem streaking.