Evan Peters credited as playing...
Todd
- Dave Lizewski: Jesus, guys, does it not bug you? Like, thousand of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man.
- Marty: Yeah, what's with that? She has, like, no tits at all.
- Todd: Maybe it's a porn tape, He doesn't have a porn tape.
- Marty: You guys never saw "One Night In Spider-Man?"
- Todd: Out of Kick-Ass and Red Mist, who do you think would win in a fight?
- Marty: Why are they fighting? That seems stupid.
- Todd: [to Katie] What do you think?
- Katie Deauxma: I don't know, but I think Kick-Ass is cuter.
- Dave Lizewski: [laughs] Really?
- Katie Deauxma: Mm-hm. I for one would definitely fuck his brains out if I got the chance.
- Dave Lizewski: You would?
- Katie Deauxma: Definitely.
- Dave Lizewski: You, uhh... you like checkin' out that new Kate Hudson movie where she's, like, a shoe designer, can't get a guy? I think we can make the next showing maybe...
- Katie Deauxma: Hell, yeah.