Crash: Mind Over Mutant (2008 Video Game)

Lex Lang: Dr. Neo Cortex

Quotes 

• Uka-Uka : Stealing my mojo to power your NVs... that's low, even for you! But why do you keep feeding me cake?

  [another slice gets shoved in his mouth] 

  Dr. Neo Cortex : Oh that? I just thought it would be mean. Seriously, you're never going to be able to eat cake again. Imagine that... life without cake!

  Uka-Uka : You fiend!

• Uka-Uka : Cortex! What is the meaning of this? Release me immediatley!

  Dr. Neo Cortex : I used to run this operation, and it's time I did again.

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Yes! Go for it, Dr. Cortex! Eye of the tiger! Hadouken! Paper covers rock... but paper can't stop rocks. IT MAKES NO SENSE!

  [drinks potion] 

  Uka-Uka : I will destroy you for this, Cortex! Your life is forfeit!

  Dr. Neo Cortex : Oh my... Talk about a 2-dimensional bad guy!

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Yes! I wrote that line earlier!

• Dr. Neo Cortex : Ugh, there was a piece of lettuce in the urinal! Who eats a sandwich while going to the bathroom? Seriously!... Anyhoo, Minions! I stand before you reborn! Renewed! Re-committed to evil! And... I've made up with an old colleague. Join me in welcoming... Nitrus Brio!

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Yes, it is I, N. Brio!... My name sounds like a fetus.

  [shrugs] 

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : No doubt you all remember me as the inventor of the Evolvo-Ray!

  Uka-Uka : That was him? I thought Cortex did that.

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Of course it was me! I invented the Evolvo-Ray and the mutigenetic techniques, still used by that treacherous Cortex today! I... was in... the first... GAME!

  [drinks potion] 

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Mmm... lovely mutigen! Soo good! And I'm very happy to be back!

  Uka-Uka : Yes, it's been forever since we've done some old-school evil!