Quotes

Christmas She Wrote

Kaleigh: Why are you here? Is there a Grinch convention in town?
Tripp: I am here because I would like to offer you your old column back.
Kaleigh: Ahh. Am I in some sort of Scrooge movie, Ghost of Christmas Past?
Tripp: No. No. No. Ah. You see. I realized that I made a bad call, and I am very sorry.
Kaleigh: Yea. You're just sorry that the readers are upset.
Tripp: No. No. No. That's not. OK. Look. I just flew 3000 miles to see you. Could you at least consider my offer? Just for a minute?
Kaleigh: If palm trees pop up in Pineberry.
Tripp: So, that's a maybe?
Kaleigh: That's a no.

Stephen: The dress is gorgeous, Kayleigh, but you realize we're going to the office Christmas party tonight, right, not the met gala.
Kaleigh: Uh, you've known me since the ninth grade, Stephen. When have I not gone big for the holidays?
Stephen: Never.

Malcolm: And, remember, I'm just a phone call away. But if you do that, please, try not to make it before 10, 'cause I'm finally gonna get to sleep in.

Kaleigh: I hope my advice and guidance has helped you on your journey of finding your best self, because the most important relationship you'll ever have is with yourself.

Mr. Grantham: She makes my readers happy, and when they're happy, they buy subscriptions, and that makes me happy.

Mr. Grantham: It would be easier to find bigfoot than a single man in this city.

Tripp: In fact... I'm not gonna leave Pineberry until you say yes.
Kaleigh: Well then, the real-estate office is just a few doors down. I'm sure Sally can find you something.

Tripp: So pine trees are the new therapist, huh? I don't know. I think my shrink might miss me.

Tripp: You know, if you just bought an artificial tree, you'd save about $700 over the next decade?

Kaleigh: I guess it's just been easier not having to face the past. The only baggage I have hanging out on the slopes with Stephen is my suitcase.

Kaleigh: You know, if you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life and... You only live once.

Amy: You cannot push away every guy who comes close because you're scared of how it might end.

Amy: What are you making?
Kaleigh: I am making a lamb tartlet with a blend of ratatouille and Rosemary sabayon, with whipped potatoes and glazed carrots.
Amy: Mm. That sounds ambitious. Why don't you play my sous chef, and I'll whip a little something up and we'll just say you made it?
Kaleigh: Okay, I might not be very good at it, but I actually like cooking, and you're missing the point of this column. Out of my comfort zone.
Amy: Mac and cheese is out of your comfort zone.
Kaleigh: I'm gonna pretend I didn't just hear that.

Kaleigh: My cooking, though, comes with a warning label... "Eat at your own risk."

Kaleigh: Falling in love is a feeling. It's inexplicable and happens when you least expect it. And it doesn't have to be with someone who thinks exactly like you do or wants the same things. I think... I think it's about finding that person who brings out the best in you and wants the best for you... That person who... Unwraps your inner cheer.

Kaleigh: You said something the last time we talked. You said that the decision to stay in pineberry wasn't easy. If it's right, shouldn't it be easy?

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By what name was Christmas She Wrote (2020) officially released in Canada in English?