- Willow Rosenberg: Buffy, a vampire attacked you last night? Are you OK?
- [gasp]
- Willow Rosenberg: Did it bite you? Did it infect you? Are you a vampire? Am I panicking out loud?
- Buffy Summers: It was no contest. It was more like, "open-vamp, insert stake". You know me, the bigger they are, the harder they...
- [a giant dragon comes crashing in to the library and eats Buffy]
- Xander Harris: I've heard they're gonna actually have a live band.
- Buffy Summers: How sucky does a band have to be to play a house party in Sunnydale? Is there a cutoff point?
- Xander Harris: Who cares? I'm putting on my dancing shoes and my standing in the corner not talking to anyone T-Shirt.
- Buffy Summers: You vamps are gonna have to learn. Mess with Buffy Summers, you're messin' with the Slayer.