Abraham Benrubi credited as playing...
Darth Vader • Owen Lars
- Darth Vader: [pointing to a black suitcase with a white stripe that is passing by Vader and Palpatine on a luggage conveyor belt] Is that yours?
- Emperor Palpatine: No! For the hundredth time, that's that same stupid black bag. Mine dosen't have a stripe. It's like that stripey bag is mocking me... Fuck you stripey bag.
- Darth Vader: Welcome my master! The Death Star construction is proceeding...
- Emperor Palpatine: [interrupting Vader] Yeah! Great! Fine! Whatever. That flight was a fucking nightmare man. My stupid tray table broke and I ended up with a gallon of coffee in my crotch; it was like dunking my wang in hot lava. Something you have some experience with I guess, huh? Right?
- Darth Vader: [shamefully] Yes...
- Darth Vader: [as Vader is interrogating Leia, Dr. Ball floats into the room with a siringe] Make her tell us the location of the rebel base.
- Dr. Ball: Good God, man! I'm a doctor, not a savage! This is a flu shot!
- [floats out of the room]
- Dr. Ball: Good day, sir!
- Darth Vader: You will make her...
- Dr. Ball: I said *good day, sir!*