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This movie is quite simply not worth anyone's time. It's moronic. El Diablo -- the security system -- apparently messes with your head and might even take you to the nether regions.

But the idiosy does not end here. The actors are non-actors. I felt as if I was in a first day reading at some podunk acting lessons studio in San Juan.

The husband and wife have to be the worst actors I've seen in a generation. And whomever wrote this garbage should never work .again.

Direction? What direction? It's a ridiculous movie with no cohesive structure to speak of. It also pulls out every demon-in-the-house trope you can think of.

To show you how bad this is, the wife takes the obligatory shower for literally 5 seconds (not racy at all) and she has a brand new dry bar of soap in her hand that she never uses even tho the water is streaming on her. She PRETENDS to use it.

None of it passes the smell test.