Kung Fu and Titties

Worst movie I've ever seen. I have over 1,600 movies on my watch list, this film is the only one that earned a 1 ranking, a feat unmatched even by stinkers like Mall Cop, Anchorman and The Waterboy.

The production value is what you'd expect from a backyard, make-it-up-as-you-go effort. The story is thin and juvenile, its origin very possibly a Dungeons and Dragons scenario created by a boob-obsessed 14-year old (redundant, I know). The dialogue is pointless and vapid, the acting is far below even small town theater level (the main villain's list of IMDb credits are apparently mostly appearances as an extra), the characters and costumes seem to be thrown together at random and there are no laughs, intentional or otherwise, unless you are entertained by the inadvertent exposure of man parts by a loin clothed karate-kicking extra . The camera operator can't resist zooming in and out at the drop of a hat, scenes are interrupted by random cuts of dancing semi-nude women and the martial "artists", allegedly local experts, look like backyard WWF wannabees.

Yes, as the title implies, the film features multiple topless, mostly attractive, mostly young women. Decades of casting directors know plenty of girls are wiling to take their clothes off for you if you just promise to put them in your movie. That's obviously still true, even for a flick as ridiculously bad as this one.

Not worth viewing even for the trainwreck aspect.