- Smarmy Scientist: Oh, and by the way, you said you travelled halfway across two galaxies...
- [Shakes head]
- Smarmy Scientist: That's only one galaxy.
- [first lines]
- Narrator: This is the planet Mars, once known as the resort and entertainment capital of the universe. Over the years, the appeal of Mars has worn thin. The ideas that its entertainment industry were once based on, are no longer valued among smart young couples looking for a good time. No, Mars has seen its day. Now it has become a home for forgotten people with shattered dreams, looking for that break that just isn't there any more. These are today's visitors.