Coldmirror arrives at a grass hill via quad bike to learn that the hill is, in fact, a Maya pyramid. While passing several sunbathing tourists she meets George Takei in the pyramid's inside who tells her that it is a quiet day.
Coldmirror is on vacation with a cliché group of horror film characters. While staying at an abandoned manor full of zombies, they have to observe several rules. One of the rules is that Coldmirror and the others have to bite the zombies.