Noah has written a school paper on George Washington's wooden teeth based on some "research" Fakey helped him with. Ibba brings in Facty to separate the fact from fiction.
Fakey is having a malware outbreak and thinks he's infected with the Coronavirus. Auggie and Ibba come to the rescue with some anti-Malware, but while he's being scanned, Fakey has a noir fever dream and learns a bit more about COVID-19.
Noah doesn't understand how washing your hands with soap and water is important to stop the spread of the Coronavirus, so Auggie explains how soap and water are the real MVPs of the virus killing game.
Nellie has lost her special blanket her Mom gave to her and feels hopeless, so Ibba tells her the Norse myth of when Thor lost his hammer to show her that even gods sometimes lose things.
Ibba and the gang are feeling hungry and isolated from their family, so they call Ibba's sword fighting family for some cheering up and a lesson in making banana muffins.
Fakey is hacked into by a pair of aliens who are curious why humans don't use force fields to keep out viruses and Ibba shows the gang a video from Love Fur Real on the importance of boundaries.
Facty tells everyone the amazing story of the Capitol Crawl - a pivotal protest by disability rights activists that led to the passage of the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) of 1990.
After Facty shames Fakey for being too open and trusting, Ibba shares a Mayan tale of Utz-Colel, a pious woman who judged her fellow villager Xeban for having too broad of a social circle.
As Nellie heads out, Auggie has a panic attack and transports the gang to Mars where his friends Perseverance and Ingenuity sing about their fears and hopes for the new post pandemic world.