Christmas Angel (2009 Video)

K.C. Clyde: William Price

Quotes 

• Will Price : It's less of a question, more of an invitation, um... do you wanna go out sometime?

  Ashley Matthews : I don't think that's such a good idea.

  Will Price : For you or for me? Or for both of us?

  Ashley Matthews : Both of us. Yeah.

  Will Price : Why is there something wrong with you?

  Ashley Matthews : What?

  Will Price : No-I'm, ha, that came out wrong. Um...

  Ashley Matthews : Is there something wrong with you?

  Will Price : That's a very valid point.

  [chuckles] 

  Will Price : Uh, you know in the interest of full disclosure I haven't had a girlfriend for six months and I'm kinda hostile towards women, plus my ex girlfriend she did a number on my head and -

  [Ashley looks uncomfortable] 

  Will Price : I'm over-sharing.

  [Chuckles] 

  Will Price : I sound a little pathetic here, don't I?

  Ashley Matthews : Yeah, a little. But, you know, I'm probably worse so it's okay.

  Will Price : Is that a yes?

  Ashley Matthews : What? No! No, I... what's your angle?

  Will Price : Angle? I don't have an angle. I just wanna take you out.

• Ashley Matthews : Occupation?

  Will Price : Journalist. Modern Business Weekly.

  Ashley Matthews : Oh. Never heard of it.

  Will Price : Okay.

  Ashley Matthews : How do you feel about Christmas?

  Will Price : I LOVE Christmas.

  Ashley Matthews : [Ashley looks annoyed]  Okay. How do you feel about the Little Drummer Boy?

  Will Price : Song or person?

  Ashley Matthews : Person then song.

  Will Price : Both needless.

  Ashley Matthews : Okay. But if I'm gonna go out with you it has to be sooner than later.

  Will Price : Why?

  Ashley Matthews : Because if not... I'll talk myself out of it.

  Will Price : Okay, how about sometime next week?

  Ashley Matthews : More like tomorrow?

  Will Price : Oh! No, yeah, I can swing that. How 'bout around...

  Ashley Matthews : Seven?

  Will Price : Seven. Yeah, and, oh we can go over to...

  Ashley Matthews : Right here?

  [nods to restaraunt] 

  Will Price : Here!

  Ashley Matthews : Okay.

  Will Price : Okay.

  Ashley Matthews : Bye.

  Will Price : I'll see you tomorrow. Huh.

• Francine : You guys know each other?

  Will Price : Yeah.

  Ashley Matthews : No.

  Will Price : We go way back.

  Ashley Matthews : We met yesterday.

  Francine : [to Ashley]  If I were you, I'd run.

  Will Price : I think Ashley can decide for herself who she sees.

  Ashley Matthews : Oh, I'm not seeing anyone.

• Will Price : [digging in to chili]  This looks good.

  Ashley Matthews : I live for this stuff.

  Will Price : [takes a bite]  Mm, this is good. It's not really hot for 3 Alarm Chili.

  Ashley Matthews : Give it some time.

  Will Price : So how do you know Nick?

  Ashley Matthews : Do you want me to see if he can have dinner with you?

  Will Price : No. I'm sorry. It's just I get, I get curious and um-

  [starts coughing as the chili kicks in] 

  Will Price : Holy cow this is hot.

  Ashley Matthews : [Chuckling]  Are you okay?

  Will Price : Mm, it's just...

  [gasping & coughing] 

  Will Price : How is your mouth not burning?

  Ashley Matthews : You all right?

  Will Price : [strained speaking]  Yeah, no, I'm good. It's good chili, though.

• Will Price : I'm gonna be honest with you, next time I'm totally ordering something different.

  Ashley Matthews : 3 Alarm Chili. You didn't think it would be hot?

  Will Price : Good, I thought you'd object to a next time.

• Ashley Matthews : I really thought you were interested in me.

  Will Price : I am interested in you.

  Ashley Matthews : You are more interested in the story.

  Will Price : Can I not be interested in both?

  Ashley Matthews : No. Because if you were interested in me you'd see why you shouldn't write this story.

• Will Price : Can I ask you a few questions?

  Nick Anderson : I wanna ask you a few questions.

  Will Price : Okay.

  Nick Anderson : Where you from?

  Will Price : Michigan.

  Nick Anderson : Where'd you go to school?

  Will Price : Northwestern.

  Nick Anderson : You like writing?

  Will Price : I love it.

  Nick Anderson : You like Ashley?

  Will Price : Ye-She's a very nice girl.

  Nick Anderson : Nice girl. She's terrific.

  Will Price : She's a little hardheaded.

  Nick Anderson : Who isn't?

  Will Price : Yeah. I like her.

• Nick Anderson : She likes you. Otherwise she wouldn't have let you in as far as she has.

  Will Price : You think so?

  Nick Anderson : Oh yeah. Yeah.

  Will Price : To be honest with you, sometimes she won't even look at me.

  Nick Anderson : You're not very intuitive for a reporter are ya? The reason she won't look at you is she's afraid if she does... she'll melt.

• Stan : What'll you have?

  Will Price : Oh, um

  [picks up menu then sets it down] 

  Will Price : You know what, I'll have whatever she's having.

  Stan : [Stan and Ashley share a look. Then to Will:]  Are you sure?

  Will Price : [Uncertain]  Uh, yeah?

  Stan : Okay then. I'll get those right out to you.

  Will Price : [to Ashley after Stan leaves]  What are we having?

  Ashley Matthews : Stan's 3 Alarm Chili.

  Will Price : Perfect.

• Ashley Matthews : You're a real jerk, you know that?

  Will Price : Yeah, I get that a lot.

• Will Price : Is that Santa's list?

  Ashley Matthews : Uh, yeah. And you're not on it.

  Will Price : Oh! Neither are you.

  Ashley Matthews : Grow up.

  Will Price : We are in a toy store.

• Will Price : It's okay.

  Ashley Matthews : How is it okay?

  Will Price : It's not. It's just something people say.

• Ashley Matthews : Sledding?

  Will Price : Yep!

  Ashley Matthews : Why?

  Will Price : Well, Nick said you didn't have a very normal childhood so...

  Ashley Matthews : So you thought... sledding.

  Will Price : Have you ever been?

  Ashley Matthews : No.

  Will Price : Well stop complaining and hop on.

  Ashley Matthews : Um, is this thing safe?

  Will Price : Of course. You ready?

  Ashley Matthews : No.

  Will Price : Good.

• Will Price , Ashley Matthews : It's your turn.

  Will Price : I took him for a walk yesterday.

  Ashley Matthews : Mm-hm. Then why are you getting up?

  Will Price : Guilt?

• Francine : You selfish, conniving jerk!

  Will Price : Francine! Good morning. I see we're picking up right where we left off.

  Francine : You just can resist the chance to slander someone.

  Will Price : Ooo, fancy lawyer talk. Actually, counselor, slander is verbal. Liable is written.

  Francine : Fine. Liable. Don't get me sidetracked.

  Will Price : Too easy.

• Francine : Have you even heard one word I've said.

  Will Price : Not really. I've gotten very good at tuning you out.

• Will Price : Is Forcelink crying?

  Bob : Do they have a reason to?

  Will Price : [Smiling]  Well, every time I write an article somebody cries.

• Ashley Matthews : [to Will]  I'm just making this up as I go so you'll have to wait and see.

  Fast Food Restaraunt Guy : Can I help you?

  Ashley Matthews : Yes, can I get fifty burgers To-go, please?

  Will Price : [surprised]  Fifty!

  Fast Food Restaraunt Guy : Fifty?

  Ashley Matthews : Five-zero, To-go.