- Eddie Baird: This is a wind up isn't it? This is one of those hidden camera shows right? I bet Catherine and Roger are in on it.
- Pal: I assure you Eddie, is not a wind up, this is very real. I will not tolerate your foolish utterings any longer. I am one hundred percent real and if you do not believe me, I shall take my help elsewhere! Mwa ha ha ha!