- Columbia: When they're pulled themselves together, see it that prepared for the floor show.
- [Magenta claps excited]
- Columbia: My... god! I can't stand any more of this. First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out! I loved you. Do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough! You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named 'cause of the rocks in his head!
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter: That's a crazy thing choice.
- [Magenta laughs]
- Columbia: Oh, say a prayer for Eddie. I just defrosted him.
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter: You just assaulted him?
- Columbia: Defrosted him, master, as you asked me to.
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Well done.
- Columbia: Thank you. His destiny is in the bag.
- Columbia: Tonight...
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Brad and Janet, you are to witness a new... .
- Columbia: Breakthrough!
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Breakthrough in... chemical... .
- Columbia: Research.
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Research. Thank you, Columbia.
- Columbia: Darling. A pleasure.
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Don't call me darling. It sounds like we've been intimate.
- Columbia: Why, Frank, you know we have.
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter: No, never. I'm not good at redheads.
- Columbia: Treasure. Outrageous. Just because they're here, you don't have to lie.
- Brad Majors: You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter!
- Dr. Everett V. Scott: You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter!
- Rocky: You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter!
- Janet Weiss: You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter!
- Columbia: Oh, Magenta, relax.
- [singsong]
- Columbia: You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter!
- [Riff Raff plays with a closed spray bottle, and Columbia stops to imitate the sound]
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Perfect in the key of Z.
- Magenta: [chuckles] You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter.
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Magenta, relax.
- [Magenta laughs]
- Columbia: Frank, the answer was there all the time. It took a small accident to make it happen.
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Accident.
- Columbia, Magenta: An accident!
- Riff Raff: [laughing] An accident.
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Planet Schmanet, Janet!/I tell you once/I won't tell you twice/You better wise up, Janet Weiss/Your apple pie, don't taste too nice/You better wise up, Janet Weiss/I've laid the seed/It's all that you need/You're a sensual as a pencil/Wound up a like an "e" or first string/When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?/You got a block/Take my advice/You better wise up, Janet Weiss/The transducer will seduce ya/It's something you'll get used to/A mental mind fuck can be nice/You better wise up, Janet Weiss/You better wise up/Build your thighs up/You better wise up
- Narrator: And then she cries out:
- Janet Weiss: STOP!
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter: No one can hear you.