The Vampires of Bloody Island

2009
1h 47m

IMDb RATING

6.4/10

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Allin Kempthorne, Leon Hamiliton, Pamela Kempthorne, John Snelling, and Oliver Gray in The Vampires of Bloody Island (2009)

Vampires, Werewolves and Virgins. They've never been so much fun!

In a crumbling castle clinging to a rocky, isolated Cornish island, Morticia de'Ath, a vampire noblewoman and her henchman are concocting a sinister plan.

Filled to the rotting rafters with atmospherically creepy locations, memorably weird characters and witty, very quotable dialogue, 'The Vampires of Bloody Island' is a must-see, irreverent send-up of every vampire film you have ever loved and a must-have for your DVD collection.

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In a crumbling castle clinging to a rocky, isolated Cornish island, Morticia de'Ath, a vampire noblewoman and her henchman, Grunt, are concocting a sinister plan. Aided by misguided alchemis... Read allIn a crumbling castle clinging to a rocky, isolated Cornish island, Morticia de'Ath, a vampire noblewoman and her henchman, Grunt, are concocting a sinister plan. Aided by misguided alchemist, Doctor N. Sane, they aim to discover the magical cure for vampires to become immune to ... Read allIn a crumbling castle clinging to a rocky, isolated Cornish island, Morticia de'Ath, a vampire noblewoman and her henchman, Grunt, are concocting a sinister plan. Aided by misguided alchemist, Doctor N. Sane, they aim to discover the magical cure for vampires to become immune to the deadly rays of sunlight! However, one essential ingredient remains missing, an ingredi... Read all

Director
- Allin Kempthorne
Writers
- Allin Kempthorne
- Pamela Kempthorne
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IMDb RATING

6.4/10

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Director
- Allin Kempthorne
Writers
- Allin Kempthorne
- Pamela Kempthorne
Stars

See production info at IMDbPro

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Jojo - Hippy Vampire: Um, Hi. I'm Jojo, died in Nineteen Sixty-nine. This all sounds very exciting, taking over the planet and everything, but I'd rather not get involved if it's going to involve any sort of violence!
Morticia de'Ath: Oh for the love of blood! A hippy vampire! Well how do you expect us to take over the world then? A major leafleting campaign?

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Vampires in Cornwall

This is a very funny, unpretentious, light-hearted, feel-good film. An affectionate parody of the vampire genre, it manages to go further than the old Hammer films ever did: the body parts served for dinner are particularly revoltingly realistic, and the vampire wenches are absolutely delectable.

Some of the one-liners are memorable: "Oh my head! Who was I drinking last night?" or "If you need anything, scream."

Shades of Monty Python as the evil vampiress Morticia bemoans "It's the one single drawback of being undead. That and crucifixes, the two single drawbacks....." With so many humorous references and comic characters it is a veritable feast of smiles. a must see!