- Troy Coangelo: [sounding unintelligible] You're fired!
- Robert Axle: I'm fried?
- Troy Coangelo: You're fired!
- Robert Axle: Fathers are human too. You know, you put a piece of cake in front of us and that's all we can see.
- Phoebe: You look gender-neutral.
- Robert Axle: Gender-neutral? That wasn't exactly the look I was going for.
- Phoebe: It's cool. It's like urban DJ.
- Robert Axle: [sarcastically] Right.
- Steven Leslie: You know how hard it was for us to distance ourselves from you?
- Robert Axle: Do you know how hard it is for me to distance myself from me?
- Steven Leslie: Axle, from my heart, I would love to help you, but I can't.
- Robert Axle: Jesus Christ, Steve. I gave you your first job.
- Steven Leslie: Good luck.
- Robert Axle: You're gonna regret this.
- Robert Axle: All right, tell me something about yourself besides the fact that you're an angry lesbian.
- Phoebe: That's all I got.
- Robert Axle: I got that part. Something else.
- Troy Coangelo: I blew my knee out on their nickel. Not a card, not a "Hey, Troy, how's your leg?" I've been assistant GM for three years and you know what? There's no GM. I'm the guy. They just don't want to give me the title and have to shell out an extra $1631 a year.
- Robert Axle: Where are you going with this, Troy?
- Troy Coangelo: Shame on you.
- Robert Axle: Shame on me?
- Troy Coangelo: Not you... Family Mart.
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