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Muriel : And you know who'll be there, don't you? Indians! Loads of them, with brown faces and black hearts, reeking of curry! I mean you never see just one, do you? They travel in packs, makes it easier to rob you blind!
[the orderly stops pushing her]
Muriel : What are you doing?
Orderly : [stops pushing her wheelchair] I think you can make it from here.
Muriel : But you're supposed to take me home!
Orderly : [walking off] My wife is from Mumbai.
Muriel : Well don't blame me, mate, you married her!
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Jean : Are you insane? Avoid all food not from a reputable vendor. It'll be washed in impure water.
Douglas Ainslie : It's just a sandwich.
Jean : Oh, marvelous. Then I'll have ham, cheese, and streptococcus. Or perhaps bacteria, lettuce, and tomato.
Douglas Ainslie : Would you like some of this? I believe it's called aloo ka paratha.
Muriel : No, if I can't pronounce it, I don't want to eat it.
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Muriel's Physiotherapist : How is the hip feeling?
Muriel : They must have got lucky.
Muriel's Physiotherapist : It's strange. The more operations they perform, the luckier they get.
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Sonny : [showing around a potential investor] Please can you describe to us in as much detail as you desire your experience of the ambiance and atmosphere of The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.
Muriel : Words fail me.
Sonny : Ah, the English wit we love so greatly.
Sonny : [whisking his visitor away] See, the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.